Top Ten List Archive for 2001

December 28, 2001 -	Signs You're At A Lame New Year's Eve Party
December 26, 2001 -	Dumb Guy Hopes For The New Year
December 20, 2001 -	Good Things About Global Warming
December 19, 2001 -	Signs Your Radio Shack Manager Has Gone Nuts
December 18, 2001 -	Osama Bin Laden Complaints
December 14, 2001 -	Reasons I, Jason Giambi, Want To Play For The New York Yankees
December 12, 2001 -	Excuses Of The American Taliban Guy
November 30, 2001 -	Questions On The Application For Doorman At Osama Bin Laden's Cave Complex
November 29, 2001 -	Ways The Recession Has Affected The Company That Makes Bubble Wrap
November 28, 2001 -	Items On This Guy's Christmas List
November 27, 2001 -	Ways Osama Bin Laden Can Improve His Image
November 26, 2001 -	Things I Will Miss About Being Mayor
November 23, 2001 -	Ways To Get Osama Out Of His Cave
November 20, 2001 -	Martha Stewart Thanksgiving Tips
November 16, 2001 -	Things You Hear In A Typical Day Working With Regis
November 15, 2001 -	Least Effective Opening Lines For Telemarketers
November 14, 2001 -	Comments Left In The CBS Suggestion Box
November 12, 2001 -	Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard
November 09, 2001 -	Things I, Dave, Say In A Typical Weekend
November 08, 2001 -	Suggestions The Public Made To Fight Terrorism
November 07, 2001 -	Things That Will Get You Thrown Out Of The Taliban
November 01, 2001 -	Least Useful College Courses
October 31, 2001 -	Reasons I, Dave, Love Candy
October 16, 2001 -	Questions People Ask When Shopping For An Umbrella
October 12, 2001 -	Little-Known Words Coined By The Guy Who First Said "Guesstimate"
October 11, 2001 -	Ways To Describe Bacon
October 10, 2001 -	Questions Most Often Asked At A 99-Cent Store
October 09, 2001 -	All-Purpose Witty Comebacks
October 05, 2001 -	Signs Your Dog Is Possessed By The Ghost Of Abraham Lincoln
October 04, 2001 -	Words
October 01, 2001 -	Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Buying A Monkey
September 28, 2001 -	Signs You're Talking To A Bad Phone Psychic
September 27, 2001 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From Tom Selleck
September 26, 2001 -	Messages Left On Miss America's Answering Machine
September 25, 2001 -	Things People Say To Me, Dave, When They See Me On The Street
September 24, 2001 -	Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With The Jolly Green Giant
September 21, 2001 -	Magician Pet Peeves
September 20, 2001 -	Baseball Euphemisms For Sex
September 19, 2001 -	Least Popular Theme Restaurants
September 17, 2001 -	Things That Almost Rhyme With Hat
September 07, 2001 -	Signs You've Hired A Bad NFL Referee
September 06, 2001 -	Mexican Nicknames For George W. Bush
September 05, 2001 -	Ways To Irritate Barbara Walters
September 04, 2001 -	Signs You've Had A Bad Summer
August 31, 2001 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your New College Roommate
August 29, 2001 -	Signs A Little Leaguer Is Too Old
August 24, 2001 -	Ways Gary Condit Can Improve His Image
August 03, 2001 -	New York City Tourist Questions
July 31, 2001 -	Signs You're In A Bad Boy Scout Troop
July 27, 2001 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Gas Station Attendant
July 25, 2001 -	George W. Bush Observations About Europe
July 20, 2001 -	Lifeguard Pet Peeves
July 13, 2001 -	Things A New York City Chef Doesn't Want To Hear In His Kitchen
July 12, 2001 -	Possible Top Ten Topics For Thursday
July 11, 2001 -	George W. Bush Observations About New York City
July 10, 2001 -	Things You'll Never Hear In A Puffy Song
July 09, 2001 -	Things This Guy (Getting Gored By A Bull) Is Thinking
June 25, 2001 -	Other Signs That Castro Is Not Well
June 22, 2001 -	Dumb Guy Ways To Conserve Energy
June 21, 2001 -	Things New Yorkers Call Tourists
June 20, 2001 -	Signs Your Teacher Is A Witch
June 19, 2001 -	Things Overheard Yesterday In Central Park
June 15, 2001 -	Pieces Of Fatherly Advice From George W. Bush
June 14, 2001 -	Greeting Cards Received By The Guy Bitten By A Giant Lizard
June 13, 2001 -	Signs It's Time For A Clown To Retire
June 12, 2001 -	Other Television Shows Produced By Saddam Hussein
June 11, 2001 -	Good Things About Being The Oldest Person In The World
June 08, 2001 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Weather Forecaster
June 05, 2001 -	Excuses Of The Gun-Toting Yankees Fan
May 24, 2001 -	Signs Your Senator Has Lost it
May 23, 2001 -	Signs Your Neighbor Is The Monkey Man
May 22, 2001 -	Pieces Of Advice George W. Bush Gave To Graduates
May 18, 2001 -	Lessons I Learned In College
May 16, 2001 -	Reasons Mayor Giuliani Loves Spring New York
May 15, 2001 -	Signs You're A Bad Talk Show Host
May 14, 2001 -	Little-Known Facts About Jeb Bush
May 10, 2001 -	Signs You've Got The Least Successful Show On Broadway
May 09, 2001 -	Things Never Before Said By A United States Senator
May 04, 2001 -	Signs A Miss Universe Contestant Is A Man
May 03, 2001 -	Survivor Pickup Lines
April 27, 2001 -	Responses To The Question, 'How Fat Is Al Gore?'
April 13, 2001 -	Ways To Make Doing Your Taxes More Fun
April 11, 2001 -	Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane
April 10, 2001 -	Signs There's Something Wrong At The Gap
April 05, 2001 -	Signs Dan Rather Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore
April 04, 2001 -	Least Impressive David Copperfield Tricks
April 03, 2001 -	Effects Of The Giant Solar Flare
April 02, 2001 -	Things A Manager Doesn't Want To Hear On Opening Day
March 30, 2001 -	Other Ways Mayor Giuliani Is Cleaning Up New York
March 29, 2001 -	Rejected Puff Daddy Names
March 26, 2001 -	Things You Should Never Say In An Academy Awards Acceptance Speech
March 21, 2001 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Beauty Salon
March 20, 2001 -	Messages On Steven Seagal's Answering Machine
March 14, 2001 -	Signs Colin Powell Has Been Spending Too Much Time With George W. Bush
March 09, 2001 -	Things We Learned From The Clinton Years
March 02, 2001 -	Things You're Likely To Hear In A Meeting With Les Moonves
February 28, 2001 -	Answers To The Question, 'How Boring Was George W. Bush's Speech?'
February 27, 2001 -	Hugh Rodham Tips For A Happy Life
February 23, 2001 -	Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn
February 22, 2001 -	Favorite Elementary School Excuse Notes
February 21, 2001 -	United States Secrets Sold To The Russians
February 16, 2001 -	Rejected XFL Team Names
February 14, 2001 -	Valentine's Day Plans Of This Guy
February 13, 2001 -	Things That Sound Cool When Spoken By James Earl Jones
February 09, 2001 -	Least Popular News Anchor Sign-Off Lines
February 07, 2001 -	Things Overheard During The Gore/Clinton Fight
February 06, 2001 -	Things Dumb Guys Think J. Lo Means
February 02, 2001 -	Things Overheard At The Puff Daddy Trial
February 01, 2001 -	Chapter Titles In Rudy Giuliani's Memoirs
January 28, 2001 -	Signs You're At A Lame Super Bowl Party
January 26, 2001 -	Things I Learned On The Survivor Island
January 25, 2001 -	Lessons We've Learned From The 2000 Election
January 24, 2001 -	Changes I'll Make In The White House
January 23, 2001 -	Questions Dumb Guys Would Ask The First Lady
January 22, 2001 -	Gallup Polltaker Pet Peeves
January 18, 2001 -	Signs Hillary Is Not Taking Her Job Seriously
January 17, 2001 -	Things I've Learned From The Clinton Years
January 16, 2001 -	Ways George W. Bush Is Preparing For The Presidency
January 15, 2001 -	Bill Clinton Future Plans
January 12, 2001 -	Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting
January 11, 2001 -	Signs No One On Temptation Island Is Attracted To You
January 09, 2001 -	Things That Bill Clinton Has To Do Before Leaving Office
January 08, 2001 -	Signs New York Has Football Fever
January 02, 2001 -	Things The Founding Fathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today

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