Top Ten List Archive for 2000

December 29, 2000 -	Signs You're At A Bad New Year's Eve Party
December 28, 2000 -	Signs It's Too Damn Cold In New York
December 27, 2000 -	George W. Bush Vacation Fun Tips
December 26, 2000 -	Madonna Tips For a Happy Marriage
December 22, 2000 -	Signs Santa Hates You
December 20, 2000 -	Questions George W. Bush Asked President Clinton
December 19, 2000 -	Holiday Traditions In The Military
December 18, 2000 -	Chapter Titles In Hillary Clinton's New Book
December 15, 2000 -	Items On George W. Bush's To-Do List
December 13, 2000 -	Headlines We're Likely To See In The Next Four Years
December 11, 2000 -	Lessons We've Learned From The 2000 Election
December 08, 2000 -	Things That Will Get You Kicked Out Of The Country Music Awards
December 07, 2000 -	Ways NBC Is Planning On Cutting Back
December 01, 2000 -	Things Overheard Last Night at the Florida Election Commission
November 30, 2000 -	Signs The U.N. Doesn't Take Your Country Seriously
November 24, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy At The Gym
November 20, 2000 -	Signs Al Gore Is Depressed
November 17, 2000 -	Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books
November 16, 2000 -	Things The Founding Fathers Would Say If They Were Alive Today
November 13, 2000 -	Dumb Guys Ways To Solve Presidential Election Confusion
November 10, 2000 -	Signs Your Anchorman Is Exhausted
November 09, 2000 -	Ways The United States Would Be Different Without A President
November 08, 2000 -	Things Overheard Last Night at the Florida Election Commission
November 01, 2000 -	Gallup Polltaker Pet Peeves
October 31, 2000 -	Signs Your House Is Being Haunted By A Lame Ghost
October 30, 2000 -	Signs George W. Bush Is Getting Cocky
October 26, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Bottom Of A World Series Pile On
October 25, 2000 -	Things Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment
October 24, 2000 -	Signs An Olympic Athlete is Using Steroids
October 20, 2000 -	Baseball Movies Playing In Times Square
October 19, 2000 -	Changes I'll Make In The White House
October 18, 2000 -	Cool Things About Having The World Series In New York
October 16, 2000 -	Election Issues Important To Dumb Guys
October 13, 2000 -	Signs New York Has Baseball Fever
October 12, 2000 -	Signs Your Debate Moderator Is Nuts
October 10, 2000 -	Ways Ralph Nader Can Still Win
October 06, 2000 -	Cool Things About Winning A Gold Medal
October 04, 2000 -	Things That Will Get You Kicked Out Of The Country Music Awards
September 29, 2000 -	Australian Pickup Lines
September 27, 2000 -	Signs An Olympic Athlete is Using Steroids
September 22, 2000 -	Signs You're At A Bad Beach
September 20, 2000 -	Shocking Facts About Dick Cheney
September 19, 2000 -	Agreements Reached at Camp David
September 15, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your New College Roommate
September 14, 2000 -	Rejected Gore/Lieberman Campaign Slogans
September 11, 2000 -	Questions on the Indiana University Basketball Coach Application
September 07, 2000 -	Signs The U.N. Doesn't Take Your Country Seriously
September 06, 2000 -	Good Things About Dating The President's Daughter
September 05, 2000 -	Things Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment
September 04, 2000 -	Signs You've Had A Lame Summer
August 31, 2000 -	Worst Jobs
August 30, 2000 -	Signs The New York Times Is Slipping
August 29, 2000 -	Signs You Won't Be Winning The U.S. Open
August 25, 2000 -	Signs Your Kid's School Is Too Crowded
August 23, 2000 -	Things I Learned On The Survivor Island
August 21, 2000 -	Tiger Woods Pet Peeves
August 18, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Lifeguard
August 16, 2000 -	Highlights If This Guy's Life Were Broadcast
August 15, 2000 -	Highlights If This Guy's Life Were Broadcast
August 14, 2000 -	Questions On The Los Alamos Security Application
August 11, 2000 -	Signs You Have a Bad Travel Agent
August 09, 2000 -	Ways To Make Big Brother More Exciting
August 08, 2000 -	Invisible Guy Pickup Lines
August 04, 2000 -	Signs You've Nominated A Dumb Guy
August 02, 2000 -	Announcements That Would Cause A Panic At The Republican National Convention
July 31, 2000 -	Signs Your Neighbor Is The Survivor Winner
July 28, 2000 -	Signs You're At A Bad Beach
July 27, 2000 -	Things Kathie Lee Will Do With Her Free Time
July 26, 2000 -	Agreements Reached at Camp David
July 24, 2000 -	Shocking Facts About Dick Cheney
July 21, 2000 -	Signs You're At A Bad Amusement Park
July 20, 2000 -	Ways To Make The Tour de France More Exciting
July 19, 2000 -	Rat Complaints About New York City
July 17, 2000 -	Signs You're A Lame Superhero
July 14, 2000 -	Good Things About Being The Mother Of Someone Famous
July 13, 2000 -	Classes Elian Gonzalez Has Missed
July 12, 2000 -	Signs Regis Is Getting Nervous
July 11, 2000 -	Signs The Cast Of Cats Just Doesn't Give A Damn
July 10, 2000 -	Reasons John McCain Endorsed George W. Bush
July 07, 2000 -	Signs Your Kid Is Having A Bad Time At Summer Camp
July 05, 2000 -	Highlights If This Guy's Life Were Broadcast
July 04, 2000 -	Punchlines To Founding Father Dirty Jokes
July 03, 2000 -	Signs Your Bus Driver Needs A Break
June 30, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear at Your Family Barbecue
June 27, 2000 -	Signs The Supreme Court Needs A Vacation
June 26, 2000 -	Ways Gas Stations Are Trying To Keep Customers Happy
June 23, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Lifeguard
June 21, 2000 -	Questions On The Los Alamos Security Application
June 20, 2000 -	Indiana Pacer Excuses
June 19, 2000 -	Signs The Guy Sitting Next To You Has Air Rage
June 16, 2000 -	Signs Your Kids Hate You
June 14, 2000 -	Signs Regis Is Getting Nervous
June 12, 2000 -	David Letterman Tips For Being A Good Juror
June 09, 2000 -	Signs You've Rented A Bad Summer House
June 08, 2000 -	Ways To Anger Bill Gates
June 07, 2000 -	Things That Will Get You Kicked Off The Survivor Island
June 06, 2000 -	Cool Things About Being The World's Oldest Man
June 05, 2000 -	Al Gore Tenant Pet Peeves
June 02, 2000 -	Signs A Guest At Your Memorial Day Barbecue Is A Spy
June 01, 2000 -	Things That Guy Has Heard About Beef
May 31, 2000 -	Signs I, Dave, Am Getting Old
May 30, 2000 -	Items On The Country Music Singer Application
May 29, 2000 -	Signs You Have A Lame Computer Virus
May 26, 2000 -	Signs You've Rented A Bad Summer House
May 25, 2000 -	Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs
May 24, 2000 -	Ted Turner Pickup Lines
May 23, 2000 -	Things That Will Get You Disbarred In Arkansas
May 22, 2000 -	Features of the NRA Restaurant
May 19, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear While Shopping In The Gap
May 18, 2000 -	Restaurants That Failed New York City Health Inspections
May 17, 2000 -	Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
May 16, 2000 -	Coach Bob Knight Tips For Controlling Your Anger
May 15, 2000 -	Ways NBC Is Planning On Cutting Back
May 12, 2000 -	Good Things About Being The Mother Of Someone Famous
May 11, 2000 -	Signs Mayor Giuliani Is In Love With You
May 10, 2000 -	Signs Your Husband Has Secretly Won The Lottery
May 09, 2000 -	Reasons John McCain Endorsed George W. Bush
May 08, 2000 -	Signs You're Watching a Bad Gladiator Movie
May 05, 2000 -	Jockey Pet Peeves
May 04, 2000 -	Signs You Have A Lame Computer Virus
May 03, 2000 -	Items On The Country Music Singer Application
May 02, 2000 -	Signs The Cast Of Cats Just Doesn't Give A Damn
May 01, 2000 -	Signs Disney Is Out of Control
April 28, 2000 -	Least Popular Baseball Anthems
April 27, 2000 -	Classes Elian Gonzalez Has Missed
April 26, 2000 -	Purdue University Basketball Head Coach Gene Keady Tips For Looking Your Best
April 25, 2000 -	Inaccuracies In the Three Stooges TV Movie
April 24, 2000 -	Janet Reno Pet Peeves
April 21, 2000 -	Signs We're Out of Practice Doing The Top Ten List
April 20, 2000 -	Stores Where The Royal Couple Is Registered
April 19, 2000 -	Top Ten Signs Garth Brooks Is Nuts
April 18, 2000 -	Last Lines For David Hasselhoff's Character on Baywatch
April 14, 2000 -	Punchlines To Dirty Accountant Jokes
April 13, 2000 -	Ways The NYPD Can Improve Their Image
April 12, 2000 -	Signs I, Dave, Am Getting Old
April 11, 2000 -	Signs President Clinton Is Bored
April 10, 2000 -	Articles In Oprah's New Magazine
April 07, 2000 -	Signs Tiger Woods Is Overconfident
April 06, 2000 -	Things Elian Gonzalez's Dad Said His First Day In The United States
April 05, 2000 -	Surprises In Falcone
April 03, 2000 -	Bad Titles For College Application Essays
March 31, 2000 -	Circus Clown Pickup Lines
March 30, 2000 -	Questions On The George W. Bush Application For Running Mate
March 29, 2000 -	Signs Your Baseball Team Is Rusty
March 28, 2000 -	Dumb Accountant Tax Tips
March 27, 2000 -	Things Overheard At My Academy Awards Party
March 24, 2000 -	Things The Yankees Have Always Wanted To Say
March 23, 2000 -	Tommy Lee Jones Roles
March 22, 2000 -	New NHL Slogans
March 21, 2000 -	Signs Madonna Is Settling Down
March 20, 2000 -	Ways To Tick Off Alex Trebek
March 17, 2000 -	Things That Guy Has Heard About Beef
March 16, 2000 -	Tips For Living 100 Years
March 14, 2000 -	Items On President Clinton's Resume
March 13, 2000 -	Most Popular Shows at the Vatican
March 08, 2000 -	Headlines During a George W. Bush Presidency
March 06, 2000 -	Signs Your Campaign Is Doomed
March 03, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Ski Lift
March 01, 2000 -	Signs Kathie Lee Just Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore
February 28, 2000 -	Last Lines For David Hasselhoff's Character on Baywatch
February 25, 2000 -	Signs We're Out of Practice Doing The Top Ten List
February 18, 2000 -	Things That Sound Cool When Sung by a Barber Shop Quartet
February 16, 2000 -	Least Popular Stripper Names
February 15, 2000 -	Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Cab Driver
February 14, 2000 -	Beautiful Women Complaints About Men
February 11, 2000 -	Things I've Always Wanted To Say To Dave
February 10, 2000 -	Words That Sound Romantic When Spoken By Barry White
February 09, 2000 -	Numbers From One To Ten
February 08, 2000 -	Things My Mom Said to Me While I Was Growing Up
February 07, 2000 -	Things That Sound Creepy When Said By John Malkovich
February 04, 2000 -	Surprises in Roger Clinton's Book Growing Up Clinton
February 03, 2000 -	Things That Will Get You Suspended by Major League Baseball
February 02, 2000 -	Signs Arnold Schwarzenegger is Getting Older
January 31, 2000 -	Ways The New Show Will Be Better
January 28, 2000 -	Good Things About Not Making the NBA Playoffs
January 27, 2000 -	Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen
January 26, 2000 -	Ways O.J. Is Searching For The Real Killers
January 25, 2000 -	Bobby Pet Peeves
January 24, 2000 -	Reasons I Don't Want To Leave San Francisco
January 21, 2000 -	Middle-Of-The-Night Messages Siegfried Leaves on Roy's Answering Machine
January 20, 2000 -	Ways Columbus' Crew Passed Time On Their Two-Month Voyage
January 19, 2000 -	Successful NASA Missions
January 18, 2000 -	Things To Do While Stuck In Traffic
January 17, 2000 -	Least Rented Christmas Movies
January 14, 2000 -	Headlines On A Slow News Day
January 13, 2000 -	Things Hillary Clinton Whispered To Me Before The Interview
January 12, 2000 -	Questions Dumb Guys Would Ask The First Lady
January 11, 2000 -	Donald Trump Tips For A Healthy, Loving Relationship
January 10, 2000 -	Good Things About Having a President With A Temper
January 07, 2000 -	Features Of A Really Scary Haunted House
January 06, 2000 -	Questions On The New York Jets Head Coach Application
January 05, 2000 -	Ways The White House Is Different Now That Hillary Has Moved Out
January 04, 2000 -	Other Things To Worry About Now That Y2K Is Over
January 03, 2000 -	Boris Yeltsin Resolutions

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