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Top Ten List Archive for 1999

December 31, 1999 - Effects of Y2K
December 30, 1999 - Dumb Guy New Year's Resolutions
December 29, 1999 - Phrases That Were Not Spoken This Millennium
December 28, 1999 - Things First-Time Visitors To New York Say
December 27, 1999 - Features Of The New Popemobile
December 23, 1999 - Favorite Adult Films Of Wall Street Traders
December 22, 1999 - Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From A Kid
December 21, 1999 - Signs The Stress Is Getting To Santa
December 20, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear The Morning After Your Office Christmas Party
December 17, 1999 - Intriguing Facts About Albert Einstein
December 16, 1999 - Least Rented Christmas Movies
December 09, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Bus Stop
December 07, 1999 - Donald Trump Campaign Slogans
December 03, 1999 - Other Achievements Claimed By Al Gore
December 02, 1999 - NASCAR Driver Pet Peeves
December 01, 1999 - Signs You're at a Lame Riot
December 10, 1999 - Signs You're Having a Bad Holiday Season
December 08, 1999 - Items In Ronald McDonald's Y2K Bunker
December 06, 1999 - Ways The Country Would Be Different If Arnold Schwarzenegger Were President
November 30, 1999 - Pieces of Fatherly Wisdom Passed Down By Michael Jackson
November 29, 1999 - Least Popular Toys
November 26, 1999 - Announcements Mayor Giuliani Would Like To Make
November 25, 1999 - Highlights of the Letterman Family Thanksgiving
November 24, 1999 - Good Things About Dating Satan
November 23, 1999 - Fun Things To Do While Stuck In Traffic
November 22, 1999 - Headless Horseman Pet Peeves
November 19, 1999 - Signs James Bond Just Doesn't Care Anymore
November 18, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear During A Parent-Teacher Conference
November 17, 1999 - Things Parents Don't Know About Pokemon
November 16, 1999 - Items In Ronald McDonald's Y2K Bunker
November 15, 1999 - Chapter Titles in George W. Bush's Autobiography
November 12, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Bus Stop
November 11, 1999 - Least Important Inventions of the 20th Century
November 10, 1999 - Signs Kathie Lee Is Trying To Kill Regis
November 09, 1999 - Ways Al Gore Can Be More Macho
November 08, 1999 - Thoughts Of New York City Marathoners
November 05, 1999 - Slogans For Kankakee, Illinois
November 04, 1999 - Rejected Game Shows
November 03, 1999 - Ways George W. Bush Can Squander His Lead
November 02, 1999 - Ways To Get Rid Of David Hasselhoff's Character On Baywatch
November 01, 1999 - Al Roker Recurring Nightmares
October 29, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Bottom Of A World Series Pile On
October 28, 1999 - Things The Yankees Have Always Wanted To Say
October 26, 1999 - Signs The Money Is Going To Martha Stewart's Head
October 25, 1999 - Signs Your Judge Is On Drugs
October 22, 1999 - Weathermen Or Ice Cream Flavor Names
October 21, 1999 - Common Responses To The Question, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'
October 20, 1999 - Least Popular Halloween Candies
October 19, 1999 - Pick-Up Lines Most Frequently Used On Miss America
October 18, 1999 - Ways The World Would Be Different If It Were Owned By MTV
October 15, 1999 - Things That Sound Creepy When Said By John Malkovich
October 14, 1999 - Other Ways CBS Is Pushing The Envelope
October 13, 1999 - Donald Trump Campaign Slogans
October 12, 1999 - Science Papers That Won't Be Winning A Nobel Prize
October 11, 1999 - Ways Columbus' Crew Passed Time On Their Two-Month Voyage
October 08, 1999 - Middle-Of-The-Night Messages Siegfried Leaves on Roy's Answering Machine
October 07, 1999 - Tips For Living 100 Years
October 06, 1999 - Things Don Zimmer Said After Being Hit In The Head By a Baseball
October 05, 1999 - Things That Haven't Happened In New York In 11 Years
October 04, 1999 - Ways The Country Would Be Different If Arnold Schwarzenegger Were President
October 03, 1999 - Ways The Country Would Be Different If Arnold Schwarzenegger Were President
October 01, 1999 - University Classes Taught By Oprah Winfrey
September 30, 1999 - Tommy Lee Jones Roles
September 29, 1999 - Least Intimidating Things To Say To Your Opponent Before A Prizefight
September 28, 1999 - Signs Garth Brooks Is Nuts
September 27, 1999 - Low Points During Dan Quayle's Presidential Campaign
September 24, 1999 - Ways The Y2K Bug Will Affect Your Dog
September 23, 1999 - Diana Ross Travel Tips
September 24, 1999 - Diana Ross Travel Tips
September 22, 1999 - Announcements That Would Cause A Panic At The Country Music Awards
September 21, 1999 - Pick-Up Lines Most Frequently Used On Miss America
September 20, 1999 - Stories Reported By Sam Donaldson After Smoking Pot
September 17, 1999 - Weathermen Or Ice Cream Flavor Names
September 16, 1999 - Lame Jokes People Are Making To Guys Named Floyd
September 15, 1999 - Signs That The Show Is More Pleasant
September 14, 1999 - Favorite Mall Stores Of Fat Kids
September 13, 1999 - Things That Will Get You Kicked Out Of The Emmys
September 10, 1999 - Features Of The New Khaddafy Car
September 09, 1999 - Term Paper Topics Written By Genius Mice
September 08, 1999 - Ways The World Would Be Different If It Were Owned By MTV
September 07, 1999 - Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is Trying To Kill You
September 03, 1999 - Nicknames for New Orleans
September 02, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Little League Umpire
September 01, 1999 - Ways To Make The Godfather More Appealing To Teenagers
August 31, 1999 - Slogans For The New WCW Cologne
August 30, 1999 - Losing Entries In The Pillsbury Bake-Off
August 27, 1999 - Our Favorite Florida Names
August 26, 1999 - Ways the World Would Be Different If the Numbers 1 Through 9 Did Not Exist
August 25, 1999 - Bad Things About Having A Summer Time Share With Darth Vader
August 24, 1999 - Signs Your Prom Date Is A Loser
August 23, 1999 - Signs The Ghosts In Your House Don't Give A Damn
August 20, 1999 - Things Dumb Guys Think 'Pokemon' Is
August 19, 1999 - Common Responses To The Question, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'
August 17, 1999 - Signs The Guy You're Watching Isn't The Real Dalai Lama
August 12, 1999 - Things That Guy Has Heard About Beef
August 11, 1999 - Least Popular Roadside Attractions
August 10, 1999 - Questions On The Russian Prime Minister Application
August 09, 1999 - People We're Pretty Sure Aren't Deep Throat
August 06, 1999 - Ways Dan Quayle Is Trying To Prove He's Smart
August 05, 1999 - Rejected Names For the New CBS Morning Show
August 04, 1999 - Things That Will Get You Grounded In The Gotti Household
August 03, 1999 - Signs The 107-Year-Old Twins Are Starting To Get On Each Other's Nerves
August 02, 1999 - Signs You're Watching A Cheap Horror Movie
July 29, 1999 - Things Heard Outside A Limp Bizkit Concert
July 28, 1999 - Books On The New York City Schools Summer Reading List
July 27, 1999 - Things Going Through This Guy's (at Woodstock) Mind At This Moment
July 26, 1999 - Signs The Ghosts In Your House Don't Give A Damn
July 23, 1999 - Announcements You're Most Likely To Hear At Woodstock
July 22, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear From An Ice Cream Vendor
July 21, 1999 - Signs The Pressure Is Getting To You During A Perfect Game
July 20, 1999 - Ways The Muppets Can Appeal To Today's Teens
July 18, 1999 - Ways I, Dave Letterman, Am Conserving Energy
July 16, 1999 - Top Ten Reviews of the Movie ANTZ
July 14, 1999 - Top Ten Other Movies By The People Who Brought You Atomic Train
July 13, 1999 - Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad Monster Movie
July 12, 1999 - Top Ten Star Wars Fan Euphemisms For Not Having A Girlfriend
July 09, 1999 - Hillary Clinton Internet Screen Names
July 08, 1999 - Stores Least Likely To Be Looted In A Power Failure
July 07, 1999 - Things This Guy Is Thinking At This Instant
July 06, 1999 - Martha Stewart Tips For Beating The Heat
July 05, 1999 - Skeletons In George W. Bush's Closet
July 02, 1999 - Least Inspirational Patriotic Songs
July 01, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Little League Umpire
June 30, 1999 - Least Popular Movie Props For Sale On The Internet
June 29, 1999 - Other Safety Hazards At McDonald's
June 28, 1999 - Slogans For the U.S. Women's World Cup Soccer Team
June 25, 1999 - Signs Your Kid Is Going To A New York City School
June 24, 1999 - Questions On The U.S. Citizenship Exam
June 23, 1999 - Least Inspirational Things For A Coach To Say At Halftime
June 22, 1999 - Ways To Make The Godfather More Appealing To Teenagers
June 21, 1999 - Signs You're A Makeshift Rodeo
June 18, 1999 - Signs I, Dave Letterman, Am Your Father
June 17, 1999 - Stores Where The Royal Couple Is Registered
June 16, 1999 - Things Kenneth Starr Has Found Out About Al Gore
June 15, 1999 - Casino Ad Slogans
June 14, 1999 - Things People Hate More Than Jar Jar Binks
June 11, 1999 - Things People Say About Their Hosie Cow
June 10, 1999 - Broadway Shows That Never Won Tony Awards
June 09, 1999 - Things Dumb Guys Think La Vida Loca Is
June 08, 1999 - Other Lists Kept By The FBI
June 07, 1999 - Signs Hillary Clinton Doesn't Understand New York City
June 04, 1999 - Good Things About Not Making the NBA Playoffs
June 03, 1999 - Other Things To Say When Stepping On The Moon
June 02, 1999 - Top Ten Least Popular Stores at the Mall
June 01, 1999 - Clinton Nicknames or Ben and Jerry Flavors
May 31, 1999 - Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce Gwyneth Paltrow
May 28, 1999 - Signs A Guest At Your Memorial Day Barbecue Is A Spy
May 27, 1999 - Other Things That Will Soon Reach 6 Billion
May 26, 1999 - Losing Entries In The Pillsbury Bake-Off
May 25, 1999 - Good Things About Being Bill Gates' Baby
May 24, 1999 - Thoughts On The Minds Of People In Line For Star Wars
May 21, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear From a Fenway Park Hot Dog Vendor
May 19, 1999 - Ways To Mispronounce Ehud Barak
May 18, 1999 - Signs Your Prom Date Is A Loser
May 17, 1999 - Other Movies By The People Who Brought You Atomic Train
May 14, 1999 - Curt Schilling's Pre-Game Rituals
May 13, 1999 - Headlines You See Every Few Months
May 12, 1999 - Bad Things About Having A Summer Time Share With Darth Vader
May 11, 1999 - Top Ten Big Summer Movies In China
May 10, 1999 - Things Dumb Guys Look For In A Car
May 07, 1999 - Nashville Predator Pick-Up Lines
May 06, 1999 - Star Wars' Fans Complaints About The New Movie
May 05, 1999 - Least Popular Shows On The Discovery Channel
May 04, 1999 - Slogans For The New WCW Cologne
May 03, 1999 - Other Death-Defying Stunts Robbie Knievel Won't Perform
April 30, 1999 - Our Favorite Florida Names
April 29, 1999 - Things This Guy Wishes He Were Doing Instead of Sitting Here
April 28, 1999 - Star Wars Fan Euphemisms For Not Having A Girlfriend
April 27, 1999 - Horses Least Likely To Win the Kentucky Derby
April 26, 1999 - Ways To Make Religious History More Entertaining
April 23, 1999 - Top Ten Phrases That Sound Cool When Sung By a Blues Singer
April 22, 1999 - Signs There's Trouble in the Barbie and Ken Marriage
April 21, 1999 - Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Bob Dole Were President
April 20, 1999 - Least Useful College Majors
April 19, 1999 - Top Ten Greatest Books of All Time About Guys Named Steve
April 16, 1999 - Chapter Titles In Hillary Clinton's Book On Entertaining
April 15, 1999 - Things Mayor Giuliani Hasn't Cracked Down On Yet
April 14, 1999 - Hilarious Pranks To Play On The IRS
April 13, 1999 - Things Overheard At Hugh Hefner's Birthday
April 12, 1999 - Exhibits At The Erotica Trade Show
April 09, 1999 - Guiness Records No One Wants To Break
April 08, 1999 - Ways To Make Golf More Exciting
April 07, 1999 - Dave Letterman Tax Exemptions
April 06, 1999 - Rejected Star Wars Characters
April 05, 1999 - Historical Inaccuracies in Peter Jennings' The Century
April 02, 1999 - Signs The Easter Bunny Is Cranky
April 01, 1999 - Get Well Messages Received By Fabio
March 31, 1999 - Hilarious April Fool's Day Pranks In The Mafia
March 30, 1999 - Jobs In The New Millenium
March 29, 1999 - Fidel Castro Baseball Jeers
March 26, 1999 - Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Cab Driver
March 25, 1999 - Things Dumb Guys Think Tae-Bo Is
March 24, 1999 - Signs Your Prize Fight Is Fixed
March 23, 1999 - Song Titles On The Pope's New Album
March 22, 1999 - Things Shakespeare Would Say If He Were Alive Today
March 05, 1999 - Signs Maury Povich Has Been Cursed By A Mummy
March 04, 1999 - Things Monica Lewinsky Can Do To Mend Her Reputation
March 03, 1999 - Questions I Would Have Asked Monica Lewinsky
March 19, 1999 - Other Ways Bill Clinton is the Luckiest Man in the World
March 17, 1999 - Signs You're In Love With Leonardo DiCaprio
March 15, 1999 - People I Would Thank If I Won An Academy Award
March 11, 1999 - Famous Politician Wrestling Nicknames
March 09, 1999 - Ways President Clinton Will Celebrate the Paula Jones Decision
March 02, 1999 - Least Beloved Dr. Seuss Classics
March 18, 1999 - Least Popular Self-Help Books
March 16, 1999 - Signs You're Watching a Bad Disney Movie
March 12, 1999 - Fun Things To Yell While Sliding Down a Fire Pole
March 10, 1999 - Surprises in the Final Episode of Seinfeld
March 08, 1999 - New Yankee Slogans
March 01, 1999 - Movies That Would Get Made If Bill Clinton Headed A Studio
February 26, 1999 - Most Frequently Removed Tattoos
February 25, 1999 - Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
February 24, 1999 - Signs The Clintons Are Your Neighbors
February 23, 1999 - Least Popular Grammy Categories
February 22, 1999 - Mike Tyson Complaints About Television
February 19, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Hot Dog Vendor
February 18, 1999 - Awards Won By Me, Dave Letterman
February 17, 1999 - Old Punchlines All West Point Cadets Must Know
February 16, 1999 - Signs The President Is Trying To Kill You
February 15, 1999 - Thoughts That Cross Your Mind When Driving 200 MPH
February 12, 1999 - Valentine's Day Plans For This Guy (Late Show Audience Member)
February 11, 1999 - Least Popular Self-Help Books
February 10, 1999 - Jerry Falwell Pet Peeves About TV
February 09, 1999 - What Dumb Guys Think 'Y2K' Is
February 08, 1999 - Historical Inaccuracies in The 60's
February 05, 1999 - Duties Of The Miss America Pageant Runner-Up
February 04, 1999 - Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
February 03, 1999 - Divas Or Presidential Skin Conditions
February 02, 1999 - Things Overheard Outside She's All That
February 01, 1999 - Words That Kind Of Rhyme With Elway
January 29, 1999 - Fun Things To Yell While Sliding Down A Fire Pole
January 28, 1999 - Signs You're At A Bad Super Bowl Party
January 27, 1999 - Most Popular Shows at the Vatican
January 26, 1999 - Questions Submitted By The Republicans
January 25, 1999 - Other Names For Paul Shaffer's Baby
January 21, 1999 - Paula Jones' Lawyers Excuses
January 20, 1999 - Changes They're Making To Sesame Street
January 22, 1999 - Sumo Wrestler Pick Up Lines
January 19, 1999 - Saddam Hussein Nicknames
January 18, 1999 - (The No Topic Top Ten List)
January 15, 1999 - New Slogans For The NBA
January 14, 1999 - Punchlines To Dirty Football Jokes
January 13, 1999 - Upcoming Stories on 60 Minutes II
January 12, 1999 - Least Valuable Sports Memorabilia
January 11, 1999 - Things You Don't Want To Hear In a Huddle
January 08, 1999 - Ways The NBA Can Get Their Fans Back
January 07, 1999 - William Rehnquist Pickup Lines
January 06, 1999 - Depressing Thoughts Your Dog Has
January 05, 1999 - Little-Known Facts About Elizabeth Dole
January 04, 1999 - New Slogans For Dunkin' Donuts
January 01, 1999 - Things Overheard in Times Square

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