Late Show with David Letterman
Top Ten List Archive for 1998

December 31, 1998 - New Year's Resolutions from Me, Dave
December 30, 1998 - Ways To Mispronounce Vinny Testaverde
December 29, 1998 - Hit Movies In Iraq
December 28, 1998 - Things Beautiful Women Love About Dave
December 25, 1998 - Ways I, David Letterman, Am Spending The Holidays
December 23, 1998 - Reindeer Names Or Characters Played By Tony Danza Or Items On Saddam Hussein's Christmas Wish List
December 22, 1998 - Department Store Santa Pet Peeves
December 21, 1998 - Good Things About Having President Clinton As Your Cellmate
December 18, 1998 - Signs You're Having a Bad Holiday Season
December 17, 1998 - Rejected Names For The Iraqi Conflict
December 16, 1998 - Things That Would Get Santa Claus Impeached
December 15, 1998 - Signs There's Tension In The Clinton Marriage
December 14, 1998 - Things That Have Crossed President Clinton's Mind
December 11, 1998 - Least Beloved Holiday TV Specials
December 10, 1998 - Adult Movies Playing in the New Times Square
December 09, 1998 - Items On President Clinton's Resume
December 08, 1998 - Shocking Facts About Furbys
December 07, 1998 - Signs The Football Game You Are Watching Is Fixed
December 04, 1998 - Signs It's the Holidays In New York City
December 03, 1998 - Ways Things At The White House Are Different When Hillary Is Away
December 02, 1998 - Cool Things About Having an Affair With the President
December 01, 1998 - Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus
November 30, 1998 - Signs It's Time to Retire From Boxing
November 27, 1998 - Leftover Top Ten Items
November 26, 1998 - Things This Guy is Thankful For
November 25, 1998 - Nicknames For Dave
November 24, 1998 - Dr. Kevorkian Tips For a Festive Thanksgiving
November 23, 1998 - Things Scalpers Say To Sell Tickets To Our Show
November 20, 1998 - Possible First Lines For Monica Lewinsky's Book
November 19, 1998 - Good Things About Living In A Really Small Town
November 18, 1998 - Most Dangerous Toys
November 17, 1998 - Items In The Dennis Rodman-Carmen Electra Prenuptial Agreement
November 16, 1998 - Changes They're Making To Sesame Street
November 13, 1998 - President Clinton Screen Names
November 12, 1998 - Supermodels Or Nations in the Middle East
November 11, 1998 - Organized Crime Money Savings Tips
November 10, 1998 - Words You Don't Want To See In Your Restaurant Review
November 09, 1998 - Real Reasons Newt Gingrich Is Leaving
November 06, 1998 - Hit Television Shows in Iraq
November 05, 1998 - Famous Politician Wrestling Nicknames
November 04, 1998 - Things On Chuck Schumer's 'To Do' List
November 03, 1998 - Jesse The Body Ventura Campaign Slogans
November 02, 1998 - Ways To Get a Dumb Guy's Vote
October 30, 1998 - Hilarious Mischief Night Pranks To Play In Space
October 29, 1998 - Senior Citizen Complaints About Space Travel
October 28, 1998 - Highlights Of Bill Gates' Birthday Party
October 27, 1998 - Least Popular Halloween Candies
October 26, 1998 - Signs Your Campaign Is Too Dirty
October 23, 1998 - Fun Ways to Spend Your Extra Hour
October 22, 1998 - Ways The Yankees Can Top Their 1998 Season
October 21, 1998 - Signs Arafat and Netanyahu Are Warming Up To Each Other
October 20, 1998 - Signs Mike Tyson Is Calming Down
October 19, 1998 - Ways The Country Would Be Different If Bob Dole Were President
October 16, 1998 - U.S. Astronaut Complaints About the Russian Space Station
October 15, 1998 - Words You're Most Likely To Hear in Monica Lewinsky's Testimony
October 14, 1998 - Ways New Yorkers Are Celebrating The Yankees' World Series Victory
October 13, 1998 - Things Overheard During the New York City Marathon
October 12, 1998 - Rejected Names for America
October 09, 1998 - Cases The Supreme Court Will Consider This Session
October 08, 1998 - Things Republicans And Democrats Can Agree On
October 07, 1998 - Signs Times Are Tough at Disney
October 06, 1998 - NBA Player Demands
October 05, 1998 - Other Restaurants Opening in Grand Central Station
October 02, 1998 - Reviews of the Movie ANTZ
October 01, 1998 - Questions in the White House Press Secretary Job Interview
September 30, 1998 - Things Dumb Guys Say About The Economy
September 29, 1998 - Other Clinton Scandals
September 28, 1998 - Other Highlights of the 1998 Baseball Season
September 25, 1998 - Least Popular Stephen King Novels
September 24, 1998 - Ways the World Would Be Different If the Numbers 1 Through 9 Did Not Exist
September 23, 1998 - Ways The Country Would Be Different If This Guy Were President
September 22, 1998 - Kenneth Starr Turn-Ons
September 21, 1998 - Favorite Games of Cal Ripkin Junior's Career
September 18, 1998 - Clinton Campaign Slogans If He Were To Run Again
September 17, 1998 - Ways to Get Disqualified From the Miss America Pageant
September 16, 1998 - Alternatives To Impeachment
September 15, 1998 - Top Ten Bill Clinton Tips For a Happy, Healthy Marriage
September 14, 1998 - Things Overheard at the Emmys
September 11, 1998 - Other Impeachable Offenses
September 10, 1998 - Signs You're About To Be Impeached
September 09, 1998 - Little Used Slang Terms For Hitting a Home Run
September 08, 1998 - Things Babe Ruth Would Say If He Were Alive Today
September 07, 1998 - Least Impressive Resume Entries
September 04, 1998 - Signs You've Bought A Bootleged Copy of Titanic
September 03, 1998 - People Least Likely to Break Roger Maris' Home Run Record
September 02, 1998 - Rejected Broadway Lyrics
September 01, 1998 - Things That Average Americans Think 'NASDAQ' Is
August 31, 1998 - Chapter Titles in Monica Lewinsky's Book
August 21, 1998 - Septuplets Pet Peeves
August 20, 1998 - Signs You Work in a Bad Office
August 19, 1998 - Rejected CBS Slogans for the Fall Season
August 17, 1998 - Surprises in the New Fall Season
August 28, 1998 - Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen
August 27, 1998 - Signs You Eat Too Much Rice-A-Roni
August 26, 1998 - Our Favorite Illinois Names
August 25, 1998 - Bobby Pet Peeves
August 24, 1998 - Things That Sound Cool With a Boston Accent
August 14, 1998 - Things Overheard Outside How Stella Got Her Groove Back
August 13, 1998 - Sports Injuries or Historical Midwest Tourist Destinations
August 12, 1998 - Signs the New York Yankees are Getting Arrogant
August 11, 1998 - Ways the Pope is Trying To Be More Cool
August 18, 1998 - Surprises in Air Force One
August 10, 1998 - Signs Madonna Is Getting Old
August 07, 1998 - Rejected Ways to Die in the New Halloween Movie
August 06, 1998 - Words You're Most Likely to Hear in Monica Lewinsky's Testimony
August 05, 1998 - Little-Used Euphemisms For Sex
August 04, 1998 - Clinton Nicknames or Ben and Jerry Flavors
August 03, 1998 - Signs You're Watching a Bad Morning Show
July 31, 1998 - Fun Things To Yell Before Diving
July 30, 1998 - Other Things To Say When Stepping On The Moon
July 29, 1998 - Things on Clinton's To Do List
July 28, 1998 - Questions Ken Starr Plans to Ask Monica Lewinsky
July 27, 1998 - Bill Clinton Post-Impeachment Plans
July 24, 1998 - Signs You Won't Be Winning an Emmy
July 23, 1998 - Least Popular Temperatures
July 22, 1998 - Classes at the New York City Police Academy
July 21, 1998 - Greatest Books of All Time About Guys Named Steve
July 20, 1998 - Least Popular Stores at the Mall
July 17, 1998 - Cool Ways The Government Could Spend $63 Billion
July 16, 1998 - Questions On The Zorro Application
July 15, 1998 - Other Ways the Miss America Pageant Will Be Different This Year
July 14, 1998 - Attractions At The New Michael Jackson Theme Park
July 13, 1998 - Ways France Is Celebrating Their World Cup Of Victory
July 10, 1998 - Signs You Have a Bad Cold
July 09, 1998 - Things Overheard at the MTV Video Music Awards
July 08, 1998 - Rejected Names for Bryant Gumbel's New Show
July 07, 1998 - Last Minute Bob Dole Campaign Promises
July 06, 1998 - Complaints of Larry King's New Wife
July 03, 1998 - Things I, Dave, Love About America
July 02, 1998 - Things That Are Hilarious To Every Human On The Face Of The Earth
July 01, 1998 - Reasons My Marriage To Barbra Streisand Didn't Work Out
June 30, 1998 - Founding Father Pick-up Lines
June 29, 1998 - Least Successful Baseball Promotions
June 26, 1998 - Things Dave's Kitty Would Say If It Could Talk
June 25, 1998 - Things Never Before Sung By a Gospel Choir
June 24, 1998 - Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
June 23, 1998 - Saddam Hussein Summer Fun Tips
June 22, 1998 - Signs You're Watching A Bad Disney Movie
June 19, 1998 - Fun Things To Yell After a Soccer Goal
June 18, 1998 - Good Things About Being A 78-Year Old Father
June 17, 1998 - All-Time Classic Movies Playing in Times Square
June 16, 1998 - (The No Topic Top Ten List)
June 15, 1998 - Signs Your Life May Be a TV Show
June 12, 1998 - Words You Won't Find In The New Webster's Dictionary
June 11, 1998 - Signs There's Trouble in the Barbie and Ken Marriage
June 10, 1998 - Ways To Make Soccer More Exciting To Americans
June 09, 1998 - Charlton Heston Pick-Up Lines
June 08, 1998 - Other Items On Bob Denver's Police Record
June 05, 1998 - Rejected Prom Themes
June 04, 1998 - Other Executive Privileges
June 03, 1998 - Signs You've Hired a Bad Lawyer
June 02, 1998 - Questions on the Spice Girls Application
June 01, 1998 - Ways to Mispronounce Gwyneth Paltrow
May 28, 1998 - Questions Asked by Tourists Visiting New York City
May 27, 1998 - Signs You Won't Be Getting Into College
May 26, 1998 - Sailor Complaints About New York City
May 25, 1998 - Ways To Mispronounce Bibi Netanyahu
May 22, 1998 - Ways to Make a Barbecue More Exciting
May 21, 1998 - Things Overheard At The Horse Whisperer
May 20, 1998 - Things Dumb Guys Would Do with $175 Million
May 19, 1998 - Signs You're Watching a Bad Monster Movie
May 18, 1998 - Insulting French Nicknames for Paul Shaffer
May 15, 1998 - Nicknames for New Orleans
May 14, 1998 - Things I Can Only Say Tonight
May 13, 1998 - Surprises in the Final Episode of Seinfeld
May 12, 1998 - Least Useful College Majors
May 11, 1998 - Things The Government Doesn't Want You To Know
May 08, 1998 - Things My Mom Said to Me While I Was Growing Up
May 07, 1998 - Ways The Wizard of Oz Would Be Different if it Were Made Today
May 06, 1998 - Least Popular Summer Jobs
May 05, 1998 - Rejected Mob Euphemisms for Killing a Guy
May 04, 1998 - Cool Things About Dating the President's Daughter
May 01, 1998 - Things I, Dave, Have Learned Over the Last 1,000 Shows
April 30, 1998 - Rap Names or Meteorological Terms
April 29, 1998 - Ten Oldest Man in the World's Last Words
April 28, 1998 - Ways Saddam Hussein Celebrated his 61st Birthday
April 27, 1998 - Rejected Replacements for Seinfeld
April 24, 1998 - Phrases That Sound Cool When Sung By A Blues Singer
April 23, 1998 - Most Embarassing Jobs
April 22, 1998 - Signs Your Top Ten List Sucks
April 21, 1998 - Ways to Irritate Bill Gates
April 20, 1998 - New Yankee Slogans
April 17, 1998 - Things Overheard at the Cannes Film Festival
April 16, 1998 - Good Things About Being a 63 Year-Old Mother
April 15, 1998 - Other Things President Clinton Won't Apologize For
April 13, 1998 - IRS Agent Pet Peeves
April 10, 1998 - Ways the World Would Be Different If It Were Run By Jerry Springer
April 09, 1998 - Accountant Pick-Up Lines
April 08, 1998 - Signs You've Hired a Bad Easter Bunny
April 07, 1998 - Side Effects of the New Impotence Drug
April 06, 1998 - Other Ways Bill Clinton is the Luckiest Man in the World
April 02, 1998 - Paula Jones' Lawyers Excuses
April 01, 1998 - Ways Predient Clinton Will Celebrate the Paula Jones Decision
March 31, 1998 - Rejected Major League Baseball Expansion Teams
March 30, 1998 - Signs You Won't Be the College Basketball 'Player of the Year
March 27, 1998 - Cool Things About Winning an Academy Award
March 26, 1998 - Advantages of Being the Smallest Man on Earth
March 25, 1998 - Rejected Slogans for Ringling Brothers
March 24, 1998 - People I would Like To Thank If I won An Academy Award
March 19, 1998 - Reasons Why Mark is Almost Done Coding This
March 18, 1998 - Signs You're In Love With Leonardo DiCaprio
March 17, 1998 - Punchlines to Dirty Irish Jokes
March 16, 1998 - Rejected College Mascots
March 07, 1998 - Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal
March 06, 1998 - Septuplets Pet Peeves
March 05, 1998 - Signs You're Watching Too Much Jerry Springer
March 04, 1998 - Least Popular Children's Books
March 03, 1998 - Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's
March 02, 1998 - New Tourist Slogans For New York
February 27, 1998 - Ways Oprah is Celebrating Her Victory
February 26, 1998 - Ways To Make New York a Nicer Place to Live
February 25, 1998 - Things Overheard At The Grammys
February 24, 1998 - Rejected Grammy Categories
February 23, 1998 - Saddam Hussein Nicknames
February 20, 1998 - Sumo Wrestler Pick Up Lines
February 19, 1998 - Olympians in Our Audience
February 18, 1998 - Signs The Figure Skating Judges are Not Going To Give You a Perfect 6.0
February 17, 1998 - Cool Things About Winning A Gold Medal
February 16, 1998 - Reasons It Took Me 20 Years To Win The Daytona 500
February 13, 1998 - Japanese Nicknames for Americans
February 12, 1998 - Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines
February 11, 1998 - Ways to Mispronounce 'Nagano'
February 10, 1998 - Rejected Olympic Events
February 09, 1998 - Reasons The United States is The Best Country on The Face of The Earth
February 06, 1998 - Signs You're Not Going to Win a Gold Medal
February 05, 1998 - Overheard at the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding Interview
February 04, 1998 - Signs Saddam Hussein is More Nuts Than Ever
February 03, 1998 - Pet Peeves of Interns at the Late Show
February 02, 1998 - Other Accusations Against the President
January 30, 1998 - Signs You're in Love with The President
January 29, 1998 - Other Monica Lewinsky Nicknames
January 28, 1998 - Cool Things About Having an Affair with The President
January 27, 1998 - Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal
January 26, 1998 - White House Jobs That Sound Dirty
January 20, 1998 - Ways the Tobacco Industry is Marketing to Teens
January 15, 1998 - Other Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the White House
January 14, 1998 - Signs You've Seen 'Titanic' One Too Many Times
January 13, 1998 - Other ways CBS can spend 4 billion dollars
January 12, 1998 - Other ways CBS can spend 4 billion dollars
January 09, 1998 - Questions Clinton will be asked at his sexual harassment deposition
January 08, 1998 - Surprises in 'Titanic'
January 07, 1998 - President Clinton Tips for Keeping the Romance in Your Marriage
January 06, 1998 - Signs You Won't Be Nominated for a Grammy
January 05, 1998 - President Clinton's New Year's Resolutions

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