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Top Ten List Archive for 1997

December 31, 1997 - Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party
December 30, 1997 - Signs You've Eaten Too Much During The Holidays
December 29, 1997 - New York Giants Excuses
December 23, 1997 - Ways I, David Letterman, Am Spending The Holidays
December 22, 1997 - Least Popular Christmas Carols
December 19, 1997 - Signs It's The Holidays In New York City
December 18, 1997 - Surprises In The New James Bond Movie
December 17, 1997 - Elf Pet Peeves
December 16, 1997 - Signs You're Watching A Bad Horror Movie
December 15, 1997 - Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus
December 12, 1997 - Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party
December 11, 1997 - Highlights Of Clinton's Visit To New York
December 10, 1997 - Signs You've Hired A Bad Department Store Santa
December 09, 1997 - Complaints Of President Clinton's New Puppy
December 08, 1997 - Other Things That Will Get You Suspended from the NBA
November 28, 1997 - Least Popular Holiday Specials
November 26, 1997 - Things I, Dave Letterman, Am Thankful For
November 25, 1997 - Rockette Pet Peeves
November 24, 1997 - Signs It's Time to Retire from Boxing
November 21, 1997 - Changes Planned for This Year's Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
November 20, 1997 - Cool Things About Having Septuplets
November 19, 1997 - Slogans for the New Baldness Pill
November 18, 1997 - Most Dangerous Toys
November 17, 1997 - Things Overheard During Washington, D.C.Jeopardy
November 14, 1997 - Ways Saddam Hussein Can Improve His Image
November 12, 1997 - Ways Things at the White House Are Different When Hillary Is Away
November 11, 1997 - Rejected Names for El Nino
November 10, 1997 - Signs You Won't Be People Magazine'sSexiest Man Alive
November 07, 1997 - Reasons Alex Trebek Became a U.S. Citizen
November 06, 1997 - Saddam Hussein Pet Peeves
November 05, 1997 - Signs Your Mayor is Nuts
November 04, 1997 - Reasons 'E.R.' Might Be Moving to CBS
November 03, 1997 - Things Overheard During the New York City Marathon
October 31, 1997 - Signs You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
October 30, 1997 - Complaints of Runners in the New York City Marathon
October 29, 1997 - Complaints of the New Female NBA Referees
October 28, 1997 - Signs Your Stockbroker Is in a Panic
October 27, 1997 - Ways Hillary Clinton Celebrated Her 50th Birthday
October 17, 1997 - Signs Your Baseball Team Won't Be Playing in the World Series
October 16, 1997 - Ways Hillary Clinton Can Ruin Her Approval Rating
October 15, 1997 - Signs Your Car Won't Be Breaking the Land Speed Record
October 14, 1997 - Questions Janet Reno Wants to Ask President Clinton
October 13, 1997 - Rejected Names for America
October 10, 1997 - Signs You Have a Bad Cold
October 09, 1997 - Surprises in the White House Coffee Videos
October 08, 1997 - Signs You're a Bad Spy
October 07, 1997 - Yankee Excuses
October 06, 1997 - Surprising Findings from President Clinton's Physical
October 03, 1997 - Signs You're in Love With Janet Reno
October 02, 1997 - Rejected McDonald's Slogans
October 01, 1997 - Rejected Names for Bryant Gumbel's New Show
September 30, 1997 - Signs an Umpire Is Nuts
September 29, 1997 - Bill Gates Pick-Up Lines
September 26, 1997 - Ways Country Would Be Different if a College Student Were Preside
September 25, 1997 - Signs You Work in a Bad Office
September 24, 1997 - Things Overheard at the Country Music Awards
September 23, 1997 - New Allegations Against Al Gore
September 22, 1997 - Surprises in the New Fall Television Season
September 19, 1997 - Things That Will Get You Suspended by Major League Baseball
September 18, 1997 - Surprises in Roger Clinton's Book `Growing Up Clinton'
September 17, 1997 - Signs it's Spring in New York
September 16, 1997 - Ways New York City Cops Are Being More Courteous
September 15, 1997 - Surprising Details in Tom Brokaw's New Contract
September 12, 1997 - Least Popular College Football Team Nicknames
September 11, 1997 - Miss America Contestant Pet Peeves
September 10, 1997 - Good Things About Rooming With the President's Daughter
September 09, 1997 - Complaints of Larry King's New Wife
September 08, 1997 - Rejected CBS Slogans for the Fall Season
September 05, 1997 - Ways to Make School More Appealing to Teenagers
September 04, 1997 - Things Overheard at the MTV Video Music Awards
September 03, 1997 - Reasons Boris Yeltsin Isn't Seeking Re-election
September 02, 1997 - Signs You Won't Be Winning the U.S. Open
September 01, 1997 - Things You Don't Want to Hear on Your First Day of School
August 29, 1997 - Rumors That Would Start a Panic on Wall Street
August 28, 1997 - Signs Your NFL Team Won't Be Doing Well This Season
August 27, 1997 - Good Things About Performing a Concert for the Pope
August 26, 1997 - Signs Your New College Roommate is Nuts
August 25, 1997 - Ways to Make Tennis More Exciting
August 22, 1997 - McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac
August 21, 1997 - Things Overheard During the Clinton/Kennedy Sailing Trip
August 20, 1997 - Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the Miss Teen USA Pageant
August 19, 1997 - Rejected Slogans for the Rolling Stones' Tour
August 18, 1997 - Things Elvis Would Say if He Came Back Today
August 15, 1997 - Signs the N.Y.P.D. Is Out Of Control
August 14, 1997 - Signs You've Been in Space Too Long
August 13, 1997 - Reasons Puerto Rico Does Not Want to Become a State
August 12, 1997 - Other Great Things About Being Married to the Ketchup King
August 11, 1997 - Real Reasons Connie Chung is Leaving CBS
August 08, 1997 - Things Overheard at the Garth Brooks Concert in Central Park
August 07, 1997 - Barry Switzer Excuses
August 06, 1997 - Ways to Make Presidential Press Conferences More Interesting
August 05, 1997 - Demands of Striking UPS Workers
August 04, 1997 - Least Popular Attractions at the Baseball Hall of Fame
August 01, 1997 - Other Changes President Clinton Has Made at the White House
July 31, 1997 - Surprising Details in Tom Brokaw's New Contract
July 30, 1997 - Ways to Mispronounce Hideki Irabu
July 29, 1997 - Signs Your Lifeguard Is Nuts
July 28, 1997 - Surprises in 'Air Force One'
July 25, 1997 - U.S. Astronaut Complaints About the Russian Space Station
July 24, 1997 - Republican Complaints About Newt Gingrich
July 23, 1997 - Signs You're at a Bad Resort
July 22, 1997 - Other Ways to Liven Up the Miss America Pageant
July 21, 1997 - Ways Disneyland Can Attract More Visitors
July 18, 1997 - Other President Clinton Complaints About the Movies
July 17, 1997 - Signs You're at a Bad Camp
July 16, 1997 - Signs You're Going Nuts from the Heat
July 15, 1997 - Cool Things About Being the Richest Man in the World
July 14, 1997 - Handyman Pick-Up Lines
July 11, 1997 - Manny's Number Ratings
July 10, 1997 - Rejected Names for Dennis Rodman's New TV Show
July 09, 1997 - Rejected Summer Olympic Events
July 08, 1997 - Things Overheard During Bob Dole's Visit to New York City
July 07, 1997 - Summer Fun Tips from the Unabomber
July 04, 1997 - Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square
July 03, 1997 - Revelations in the New Book About MarthaStewart
July 02, 1997 - Firecrackers or Richard Simmons' Nicknames
July 01, 1997 - Reasons Bill Gates is Thinking of Buying CBS
June 30, 1997 - Mike Tyson Excuses
June 27, 1997 - Revelations About President Clinton's Sexual History
June 26, 1997 - Signs You Have a Bad Summer Job
June 25, 1997 - Space Alien Pick-Up Lines
June 24, 1997 - New Slogans for the Tobacco Industry
June 23, 1997 - Signs a Mafia Boss is Nuts
June 20, 1997 - Signs Disney is Taking Over New York City
June 19, 1997 - Dave Letterman's Summer Plans
June 18, 1997 - Surprises In The New Batman Movie
June 17, 1997 - Signs You Won't Be Winning a Genius Grant
June 16, 1997 - Signs You're Watching a Bad Action Movie
June 13, 1997 - Ways to Create More Interest in Baseball
June 12, 1997 - President Clinton Summer Fun Tips
June 11, 1997 - Signs You're at a Bad Barbecue
June 10, 1997 - Ways to Beat the Heat in New York City
June 09, 1997 - Air Force General Pick-Up Lines
June 06, 1997 - Things That Will Get You Suspended by Major League Baseball
June 05, 1997 - Signs You've Chosen a Bad College
June 04, 1997 - Other Failed McDonald's Promotions
June 03, 1997 - Other Things President Clinton Won't Apologize For
June 02, 1997 - Cool Things About Being the World's Fastest Man
May 30, 1997 - Ways O.J. is Searching for the Real Killers
May 29, 1997 - Chapter Titles in Marcia Clark's Book
May 28, 1997 - Least Popular Stripper Names
May 27, 1997 - Signs You Eat Too Much Rice-A-Roni
May 26, 1997 - Things L.A. Dumb Guys Say
May 23, 1997 - Sailor Complaints About New York City
May 22, 1997 - Reasons Tom Brokaw May Be Leaving NBC
May 21, 1997 - Surprises in the `Jurassic Park' Sequel
May 20, 1997 - Signs You Have a Bad Apartment
May 19, 1997 - Things Overheard at the Cannes Film Festival
May 16, 1997 - Our Favorite Colorado Names
May 15, 1997 - Signs The New York Knicks Have Gone Nuts
May 14, 1997 - Ways to Get Kicked Out of Your Prom
May 13, 1997 - Signs You're Watching a Bad Mini-Series
May 12, 1997 - Ways Deep Blue is Celebrating Its Victory
May 09, 1997 - Ways to Mispronounce Kirby Puckett
May 08, 1997 - Signs Your Mother is Nuts
May 07, 1997 - Ways the Tobacco Companies Can Improve Their Image
May 06, 1997 - Things Overheard During President Clinton's Trip to Mexico
May 05, 1997 - Reasons Donald Trump and Marla Maples Are Breaking Up
May 02, 1997 - Goofiest Driver's License Photos From Our St. Louis Audience
May 01, 1997 - Signs You Won't Be Getting Into College
April 30, 1997 - Other Celebrity Revelations
April 29, 1997 - Least Popular Volunteer Jobs As recorded for broadcast on CBS Radio
April 28, 1997 - Things Overheard During `Celebrity Jeopardy'
April 25, 1997 - Good Things About Not Making the NBA Playoffs
April 24, 1997 - Good Things About Being a 63-Year-Old Mother
April 23, 1997 - Signs Your Kid is Spending Way Too Much Time On His Computer
April 22, 1997 - Other Ways Bob Dole Can Help Newt Gingrich
April 21, 1997 - Things Overheard at the Brooke Shields/Andre Agassi Wedding
April 18, 1997 - Ways to Get Dumb Guys to Vote for You
April 17, 1997 - Dolly Parton Pet Peeves
April 15, 1997 - Signs Al Gore is Loosening Up
April 14, 1997 - Signs the Nanny You've Hired Is Really a Man
April 11, 1997 - Ways, I, David Letterman, Will Be Celebrating My 50th Birthday
April 10, 1997 - Ways to Make Golf More Exciting
April 09, 1997 - Canadian Complaints About Americans
April 08, 1997 - Signs Your Home Needs a Spring Cleaning
April 07, 1997 - Revelations in the Heaven's Gate Diaries
April 04, 1997 - Signs You're In a Bad Cult
April 03, 1997 - Revelations in Marcia Clark's New Book
April 02, 1997 - Signs The Ringling Brothers Circus Has Gone Downhill
April 01, 1997 - Ways the IRS Can Improve it's Image
March 31, 1997 - Things Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll
March 28, 1997 - Good Things About Winning An Academy Award
March 27, 1997 - Easter Bunny Pet Peeves
March 26, 1997 - Other Signs George Bush Is Nuts
March 25, 1997 - Things Overheard at the Academy Awards
March 24, 1997 - President Clinton's Recurring Nightmares
March 21, 1997 - Reasons Anna Nicole Smith is Bankrupt
March 20, 1997 - Reasons Bryant Gumbel Is Leaving The Today Show
March 19, 1997 - Signs You'd Make a Bad C.I.A. Director
March 18, 1997 - Signs That You Won't Be Winning an Academy Award
March 17, 1997 - Ways President Clinton's Injury Has Changed His Life
March 14, 1997 - Santa Pick-Up Lines
March 13, 1997 - Signs No One Wants To Be Your Valentine
March 12, 1997 - Signs Your Kid Watches Too Much T.V.
March 11, 1997 - Signs Your CIA Colleague May Be a Russian Spy
March 10, 1997 - Signs You're Not at the Real Million Man March
March 07, 1997 - Surprises in Howard Stern's `Private Parts'
March 06, 1997 - Ways Al Gore Tried to Raise Money for the Democratic Party
March 05, 1997 - Signs Americans Are Too Fat
March 04, 1997 - Signs Your Neighbor Is in the Mafia
March 03, 1997 - Signs Mayor Giuliani is Nuts
February 28, 1997 - Signs McDonald's Is in Financial Trouble
February 27, 1997 - Things Overheard at the Grammys
February 26, 1997 - Good Things About Having a Clone
February 25, 1997 - Signs You're Not Going to Win a Grammy Award
February 24, 1997 - Rejected Ben and Jerry Flavors
February 21, 1997 - Signs You've Seen the `Star Wars' Movies Too Many Times
February 20, 1997 - The Rejected Slogans for Major League Baseball
February 19, 1997 - Surprises in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
February 18, 1997 - Reasons O.J. Is Moving To Florida
February 17, 1997 - Things That Would Be Different if Clinton Had Been Our First President
February 14, 1997 - Valentine's Day Movies Playing in Times Square
February 13, 1997 - Signs Your Secret Admirer is Nuts
February 12, 1997 - Ways Celebrities Can Raise $33.5 Million Dollars
February 11, 1997 - Ways O.J.'s Life Will Be Different Now That He's Broke
February 10, 1997 - Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with the President
February 07, 1997 - Ways My Life Would Have Been Different If I Had Never Had a Show
February 06, 1997 - Signs Your Golf Partner is a Killer
February 05, 1997 - O.J. Defense Team Excuses
February 04, 1997 - Audience Driver's License Photos
February 03, 1997 - Things Overheard at Our First Show 15 Years Ago
January 31, 1997 - Surprises in the New Version of Star Wars
January 30, 1997 - Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs
January 29, 1997 - Other Mistakes Admitted by President Clinton
January 28, 1997 - Ways O.J. Can Still Win Civil Trial
January 27, 1997 - Patriots' Excuses
January 24, 1997 - Signs President Clinton is Angry
January 23, 1997 - Mistakes Clinton Says He's Made In Office
January 22, 1997 - Things To Do In New York During A Blizzard
January 21, 1997 - Martha Stewart's Worst Tips For Living
January 20, 1997 - Revelations in the New Tell-All Book About the White House
January 17, 1997 - Ways the World Would Be Different if Everyone Were Named Kevin
January 16, 1997 - Dennis Rodman Excuses
January 15, 1997 - Surprising Things O.J. Said on the Witness Stand
January 14, 1997 - Reasons Martha Stewart Left NBC for CBS
January 13, 1997 - President Clinton Pick-Up Lines
January 10, 1997 - Other Disney World Attractions Being Closed for Renovations
January 09, 1997 - Signs It's Cold and Flu Season in New York
January 08, 1997 - Signs President Clinton is Losing Weight
January 07, 1997 - Other Toys Being Discontinued by Mattel
January 06, 1997 - Ways Newt Gingrich Can Improve His Image
January 03, 1997 - Real Reasons Bryant Gumbel is Leaving the `Today Show'
January 02, 1997 - President Clinton's New Year's Resolutions

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