Top Ten List Archive for 1996

December 31, 1996 -	Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party
December 30, 1996 -	Dave Letterman's New Year's Resolutions
December 27, 1996 -	Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents
December 26, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the White House on Christmas Day
December 25, 1996 -	Christmas Movies in Times Square
December 23, 1996 -	Least Popular Christmas Carols
December 20, 1996 -	Ways I, Dave Letterman, Am Getting Ready for the Holidays
December 18, 1996 -	New York City Holiday Traditions
December 17, 1996 -	Elf Pick-Up Lines
December 16, 1996 -	Signs Your Mailman Has Been Working Much Too Hard
December 13, 1996 -	President Clinton's Holiday Fun Tips
December 12, 1996 -	Signs of Trouble in Santa Claus's Marriage
December 11, 1996 -	Signs You Won't Be Receiving a Christmas Bonus This Year
December 10, 1996 -	Rejected Holiday Specials
December 09, 1996 -	Department Store Santa Pet Peeves
December 06, 1996 -	Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot
December 04, 1996 -	Things Overheard in Santa's Workshop
December 02, 1996 -	Rejected Freedom Airlines Slogans
November 29, 1996 -	Signs You've Eaten Too Much
November 28, 1996 -	Thanksgiving Movies Playing in Times Square
November 27, 1996 -	Clinton Family Thanksgiving Traditions
November 26, 1996 -	Signs the Person Answering the Butterball Turkey Hotline is Nuts
November 25, 1996 -	Signs a Space Shuttle Astronaut is Too Old
November 22, 1996 -	Good Things About Being a Senior Citizen
November 21, 1996 -	Things Overheard During Clinton's Visit to Australia
November 20, 1996 -	Surprises in Kato Kaelin's Testimony
November 19, 1996 -	Signs There's Already Trouble in Michael Jackson's Marriage
November 18, 1996 -	Ways O.J. Simpson Is Raising Legal Funds
November 15, 1996 -	Our Favorite Illinois Names
November 14, 1996 -	Ways Michael Jackson Is Preparing for Fatherhood
November 13, 1996 -	Signs You've Been Kidnapped by a Dumb Guy
November 12, 1996 -	Signs Your Neighbor Just Won the Lottery
November 11, 1996 -	Mike Tyson Excuses
November 08, 1996 -	Questions I've Always Wanted to Ask the President
November 07, 1996 -	Bob Dole Excuses
November 06, 1996 -	Ways President Clinton Celebrated His Victory
November 05, 1996 -	Things L.A. Dumb Guys Say
November 04, 1996 -	Last Minute Bob Dole Promises
November 03, 1996 -	Lines You'll Never Hear Me, Mel Gibson, Say in a Movie
November 01, 1996 -	Things That Sound Cool With a Boston Accent
October 31, 1996 -	Halloween Movies Playing in Times Square
October 30, 1996 -	Signs Bob Dole Has Given Up
October 29, 1996 -	Signs You've Hired the Wrong Kid to Rake Your Leaves
October 28, 1996 -	Ways New Yorkers are Celebrating The Yankees' World Series Victory
October 25, 1996 -	Ways I, David Letterman, Will Spend My Extra Hour This Weekend
October 24, 1996 -	Ways Bob Dole Can Get Ross Perot to Drop Out of the Election
October 23, 1996 -	Ways President Clinton Could Still Lose the Election
October 21, 1996 -	Ways Bob Dole Could Still Win the Election
October 18, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the Republican Weekend
October 17, 1996 -	My Secretary's Complaints About Me
October 16, 1996 -	Ways New York City Cops Are Being More Courteous
October 15, 1996 -	Things The Pope Likes About New York
October 14, 1996 -	Signs Your Wrestling Coach is Nuts
October 11, 1996 -	Reasons Bob Dole Should Be Elected President of the United States
October 10, 1996 -	Surprises in the Vice Presidential Debate
October 08, 1996 -	Signs You're Being Robbed By a Dumb Guy
October 07, 1996 -	Ways to Make the Next Presidential Debate More Exciting
October 04, 1996 -	Ways Clinton is Preparing for the Debates
October 03, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the Country Music Association Awards
October 02, 1996 -	Signs You Don't Have a Realistic Chance of Being Elected President
October 01, 1996 -	Ways to Get Dumb Guys to Vote for You
September 30, 1996 -	Cool Things About Being the Wealthiest Man in America
September 27, 1996 -	Signs You're Married to a Spy
September 26, 1996 -	Signs Your Elementary School Principal is Nuts
September 24, 1996 -	Ways President Clinton Has Fun in New York City
September 23, 1996 -	Signs You're Not One of the World's Most Eligible Bachelors
September 20, 1996 -	Things That Cool When Sung by a Barber Shop Quartet
September 19, 1996 -	Signs You've Been in Space Too Long
September 18, 1996 -	Signs the New Trial Isn't Going Well for O.J.
September 17, 1996 -	Items in President Clinton's Medical File
September 16, 1996 -	Shocking Revelations from Sherry Rowlands' Diaries
September 13, 1996 -	Titles Being Considered for Anna Nicole Smith's New Book
September 12, 1996 -	Signs Your New Fall Television Series Won't Be a Hit
September 11, 1996 -	Signs You've Chosen a Bad Running Mate
September 10, 1996 -	Ross Perot Campaign Slogans
September 06, 1996 -	Ways I, Dave Letterman, Am Celebrating the Late Show's Third Anniversary
September 05, 1996 -	Signs Bob Dole is Getting Desperate
September 04, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the MTV Video Music Awards
September 03, 1996 -	Signs Your Science Teacher is Nuts
September 02, 1996 -	Dick Morris Excuses
August 29, 1996 -	Signs You're Not Going to Win a Nobel Prize
August 28, 1996 -	Signs the Manager of Your Local Gap Has Gone Nuts
August 26, 1996 -	Pet Peeves of the World's Wealthiest Man
August 23, 1996 -	Dr. Kevorkian Pick-up Lines
August 22, 1996 -	Signs Bob Barker is Sick and Tired of Hosting The Price is Right
August 20, 1996 -	Things Overheard at Bill President Clinton's 50th Birthday Party
August 19, 1996 -	Chapter Titles in President Clinton's Book
August 16, 1996 -	Things Elvis Would Say if He Came Back Today
August 15, 1996 -	Signs You're Being Stalked
August 14, 1996 -	Least Popular Republican Convention Souvenirs
August 13, 1996 -	Ways President Clinton Can Sabotage the Republican Convention
August 12, 1996 -	Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of the Republican Convention
August 09, 1996 -	Least Popular Things to Shout Before Jumping Out of an Airplane
August 08, 1996 -	Signs the Scientists at NASA Have Gone Nuts
August 07, 1996 -	Ways Bob Dole is Preparing for the Republican Convention
August 06, 1996 -	Signs You Have a Bad Campaign Manager
August 05, 1996 -	Signs You've Spent Too Much Time Watching the Olympics
August 02, 1996 -	Signs It's Spring In New York
August 01, 1996 -	Surprises in Roger Clinton's Book 'Growing Up Clinton'
July 31, 1996 -	Least Popular Stripper Names
July 30, 1996 -	Ways to Make World Cup Soccer More Exciting
July 29, 1996 -	Rejected New Names for EuroDisney
July 26, 1996 -	Things Overheard at President Clinton's High School Reunion
July 25, 1996 -	Signs The N.Y.P.D. Is Out Of Control
July 24, 1996 -	Reasons New York City Would Be A Good Place For The `96 Republican Convention
July 23, 1996 -	Announcements That Will Make This Audience Cheer Wildly
July 22, 1996 -	Signs Your Local 7-Eleven Manager Has Gone Nuts
July 19, 1996 -	Rejected Summer Olympic Events
July 18, 1996 -	Ways to Get Yourself Thrown Out of the Olympic Village
July 17, 1996 -	Good Things About Being Tall
July 16, 1996 -	Highlights of the Doles Appearance on `Larry King Live'
July 15, 1996 -	Signs You're Vacationing at a Bad Resort
July 12, 1996 -	Rejected Names for Dennis Rodman's New TV Show
July 11, 1996 -	Ways to Make the Dream Team Games More Competitive
July 10, 1996 -	Reasons Colin Powell Doesn't Want to be Bob Dole's Running Mate
July 09, 1996 -	Signs You've Seen `Independence Day' Too Many Times
July 08, 1996 -	Names for O.J.'s New Restaurant
July 05, 1996 -	Ways Bob Dole Celebrated the Fourth of July
July 04, 1996 -	Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square
July 03, 1996 -	Signs Bob Dole is in Bed with the Tobacco Industry
July 02, 1996 -	Things President Clinton Would Do If the Aliens Invaded America
July 01, 1996 -	Ways O.J. is Trying to Improve His Image
June 28, 1996 -	Revelations in the New Tell-All Book About the White House
June 27, 1996 -	Ways New York City Cops Are Being More Courteous
June 26, 1996 -	Signs You Have a Bad Psychic Advisor
June 24, 1996 -	Signs You Won't Be Qualifying for the U.S. Olympic Team
June 21, 1996 -	Signs Arnold Schwarzenegger is Getting Older
June 20, 1996 -	Signs You're at a Bad Summer Camp
June 19, 1996 -	Ways Hillary Clinton Could Improve Her Image
June 18, 1996 -	Seattle Supersonics Excuses
June 17, 1996 -	Signs You've Hired the Wrong Kid to Mow Your Lawn
June 14, 1996 -	Bill Clinton Summer Plans
June 13, 1996 -	Signs Boris Yeltsin Has Gone Nuts
June 12, 1996 -	Signs You're Not One of the 25 Most Influential People in America
June 11, 1996 -	Least Popular Kellogg's Cereals
June 07, 1996 -	Summer Fun Tips from the Unabomber
June 06, 1996 -	New Items from the Kathie Lee Gifford Product Line
June 05, 1996 -	Things Bob Dole Has to Do Before Leaving the Senate
June 04, 1996 -	Ways to Mispronounce Bibi Netanyahu
June 03, 1996 -	Good Things About Getting Adopted by the Clintons
May 31, 1996 -	Signs O.J.'s Lawyers Have Given Up
May 29, 1996 -	Reasons Yasir Arafat Will Make A Good Father
May 28, 1996 -	Signs You're Doing business With a Bad Bank
May 27, 1996 -	Mark Fuhrman's Tips On How To Be A Good Cop
May 24, 1996 -	Good Things About Being a Sailor
May 23, 1996 -	Least Popular Items for Sale at the Disney Store
May 22, 1996 -	Ways Dole is Trying to Appear Younger
May 21, 1996 -	Ways to Beat the Heat in New York City
May 20, 1996 -	Highlights of O.J.'s Visit to New York
May 17, 1996 -	Manny's Number Ratings
May 16, 1996 -	Other Reasons Bob Dole is Leaving the Senate
May 15, 1996 -	New McDonald's Menu Items for Adults
May 14, 1996 -	Things Overheard During O.J.'s Trip to England
May 13, 1996 -	Reasons We're Glad to Be Back in New York
May 10, 1996 -	Reasons I Don't Want To Leave San Francisco
May 09, 1996 -	Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes
May 08, 1996 -	Signs Your San Francisco Tour Guide is Nuts
May 07, 1996 -	Our Favorite California Names
May 06, 1996 -	Signs You Eat Too Much Rice-A-Roni
May 03, 1996 -	Ways Bill Clinton Could Lose His Lead in the Polls
May 02, 1996 -	Ways Phil Donahue is Going to Spend his Retirement
May 01, 1996 -	Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the Kentucky Derby
April 30, 1996 -	Signs You're Not Going to Graduate From High School This Year
April 29, 1996 -	New Ford Slogans
April 26, 1996 -	Other Great Things About Being Married to the Ketchup King
April 25, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the Jackie Onassis Auction
April 24, 1996 -	Signs Your Television Series is Going to be Cancelled
April 23, 1996 -	Madonna's Top Qualifications for the Father of Her Child
April 22, 1996 -	Surprises in Brett Butler's New Book
April 17, 1996 -	Ways O.J. Is Searching For The Real Killers
April 16, 1996 -	Lifeguard Pick-up Lines
April 15, 1996 -	Real Reasons Colin Powell Isn't Running
April 12, 1996 -	Signs I, David Letterman, Am Getting Old
April 11, 1996 -	Things Found in the Unabomber's Cabin
April 10, 1996 -	Signs Your Accountant Is Nuts
April 09, 1996 -	Questions on the New U.S. Citizenship Test
April 08, 1996 -	Things a Ballerina Would Never Say
April 05, 1996 -	Demands of the Freemen in Montana
April 04, 1996 -	Signs Your Brother is the Unabomber
April 03, 1996 -	Highlights of Hillary's Appearance on Larry King
April 02, 1996 -	Good Things About Marrying Clint Eastwood
April 01, 1996 -	Signs Dick Vitale is Nuts
March 29, 1996 -	Cool Things About Winning an Academy Award
March 28, 1996 -	Things Bob Dole Could Do to Lose the Republican Nomination
March 27, 1996 -	Signs Your Basketball Team Is Not Going to Win the NCAA Championship
March 26, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the Academy Awards
March 25, 1996 -	Ways to Tell the Show You're Watching Won't Be a Hit
March 21, 1996 -	Signs Something Is Wrong With Your School Lunch
March 20, 1996 -	Construction Worker Pick-up Lines
March 19, 1996 -	T.V. Show Warnings
March 18, 1996 -	Signs of Spring in New York City
March 15, 1996 -	Signs Something Is Very, Very Wrong At Pepperidge Farms
March 14, 1996 -	Other Cities' New Slogans
March 13, 1996 -	Worst Jobs in the U.S.
March 12, 1996 -	Questions Asked by Tourists Visiting New York City
March 11, 1996 -	Surprises In The Brady Bunch Movie
March 08, 1996 -	Things To Do In New York During A Blizzard
March 07, 1996 -	Signs Your Wife Is Having Affair With Prince Charles
March 06, 1996 -	Signs You Should Drop Out of the Race
March 05, 1996 -	Highlights of Dan Rather's Career
February 29, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the Grammys
February 28, 1996 -	Ways Steve Forbes Celebrated His Victory in Arizona
February 27, 1996 -	Ellen Degeneres Tips For Hosting An Awards Show
February 26, 1996 -	Rejected Names For Liz Taylor's New Perfume
February 23, 1996 -	Surprising Facts About Lamar Alexander
February 22, 1996 -	Biker Pick-Up Lines
February 21, 1996 -	Ways Buchanan Celebrated His Victory
February 20, 1996 -	Ways to Make Your State's Primary More Exciting
February 16, 1996 -	Highlights of the New Hampshire Debate
February 14, 1996 -	Signs You're Dating A Loser
February 13, 1996 -	Ways Bob Dole Celebrated His Iowa Victory
February 12, 1996 -	Things Overheard At The NBA All-Star Game
February 09, 1996 -	Things I Like About Liz Taylor
February 08, 1996 -	Reasons Lois Lane is Dumping Superman
February 07, 1996 -	Phil Gramm Excuses
February 05, 1996 -	Insults For Dave Letterman
February 02, 1996 -	Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair By Computer
February 01, 1996 -	Signs Your Wrestling Coach Is Nuts
January 31, 1996 -	Reasons Anna Nicole Smith is Bankrupt
January 30, 1996 -	Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Pet Peeves
January 29, 1996 -	Things Millionaire Steve Forbes Will Do If He's Elected President
January 26, 1996 -	Highlights of Hillary Clinton's Grand Jury Appearance
January 25, 1996 -	Slogans For The New Fat Substitute
January 24, 1996 -	Ways The Country Would Be Different If It Were Run By Models
January 23, 1996 -	Surprises in Clinton's State of the Union Address
January 22, 1996 -	Reasons The Mets Will Do Better In 1996
January 19, 1996 -	Reasons Dan Quayle Dropped Out Of The Race
January 18, 1996 -	New Slogans for New York City
January 17, 1996 -	Ways The Post Office Will Spend The Extra Money From Rate Hike
January 16, 1996 -	Stores Not Doing Well This Holiday Season
January 15, 1996 -	Things Overheard at the Republican Weekend
January 12, 1996 -	Surprises in the O.J. Simpson Video
January 11, 1996 -	Good Things About Shoveling Snow
January 10, 1996 -	Signs President Clinton is Angry
January 09, 1996 -	Doorman Pet Peeves During The Blizzard
January 08, 1996 -	Blizzard Safety Tips
January 05, 1996 -	Reasons Bryant Gumbel Is Leaving The 'Today Show'
January 04, 1996 -	Good Things About Global Warming
January 02, 1996 -	Dave Letterman's New Year's Resolutions
January 01, 1996 -	Signs You're At A Bad New Year's Eve Party

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