Top Ten List Archive for 1995

December 29, 1995 -	Signs You're At A Bad New Year's Eve Party
December 28, 1995 -	Most Returned Gift Items
December 27, 1995 -	Signs You're Watching Too Much Football
December 26, 1995 -	Least Popular Christmas Carols
December 25, 1995 -	Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid
December 22, 1995 -	Pet Peeves Of U.S. Military Personnel
December 20, 1995 -	Things Overheard In Santa's Workshop
December 19, 1995 -	Good Things About A Blizzard In New York City
December 18, 1995 -	Least Popular Items In The CBS Store
December 15, 1995 -	Things Clinton Is Hiding In His Whitewater Notes
December 13, 1995 -	Things Madonna Is Looking For In A Husband
December 11, 1995 -	Good Things About a Cold Snap
December 08, 1995 -	Guys Who Sort of Look Like Me
December 07, 1995 -	Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General
December 06, 1995 -	Ways Democrats Can Increase Their Popularity
December 05, 1995 -	Santa Pick-Up Lines
December 04, 1995 -	Signs You're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team
November 30, 1995 -	Good Things About Raising The Speed Limit
November 29, 1995 -	Changes Westinghouse Is Planning For CBS
November 28, 1995 -	Canadian Complaints About U.S. TV Shows
November 23, 1995 -	Things Overheard At The White House Thanksgiving Dinner
November 22, 1995 -	Signs The Other Beatles Don't Like You
November 20, 1995 -	Rejected James Bond Gadgets
November 17, 1995 -	Other Problems At Hooters
November 16, 1995 -	Other Ways President Clinton Has Insulted Newt Gingrich
November 15, 1995 -	My Retirement Plans
November 14, 1995 -	Non-Essential Government Jobs
November 13, 1995 -	Good Things About the Federal Government Shutting Down
November 10, 1995 -	Chapter Titles in Marcia Clark's Book
November 09, 1995 -	Real Reasons Colin Powell Isn't Running
November 07, 1995 -	Ways O.J. Is Searching For The Real Killers
November 06, 1995 -	Lifeguard Pick-up Lines
November 03, 1995 -	Signs Christopher Darden and Marcia Clark are in Love
November 02, 1995 -	Mistakes Clinton Says He's Made In Office
November 01, 1995 -	Signs You're A Bad Fashion Model
October 31, 1995 -	Trick-or-Treater Pet Peeves
October 30, 1995 -	Possible Names For Quebec If It Secedes
October 27, 1995 -	Gerard Finneran Excuses
October 25, 1995 -	Least Popular Snacks Sold At The World Series
October 24, 1995 -	Agreements Reached By Yeltsin and Clinton
October 23, 1995 -	Fidel Castro Pick-Up Lines
October 19, 1995 -	Other Ways O.J. Is Relaxing
October 18, 1995 -	Words That Sound Cool When Sung By An Opera Singer
October 16, 1995 -	Signs You're Not at the Real Million Man March
October 13, 1995 -	Rejected New Names for EuroDisney
October 12, 1995 -	Surprises in the Dolly Parton Autobiography
October 11, 1995 -	Signs You're Not Going to Win a Nobel Prize
October 10, 1995 -	Christopher Columbus Pick-Up Lines
October 09, 1995 -	Ways U.S. Open Would Be Different If It Were Held On The Moon
October 06, 1995 -	Things The Pope Likes About New York
October 05, 1995 -	Items On O.J.'s Legal Bill
October 04, 1995 -	Things O.J. Simpson Had To Take Care Of Today
October 03, 1995 -	Ways Judge Ito Will Unwind
October 02, 1995 -	Signs You're Going Through O.J. Simpson Trial Withdrawal
September 29, 1995 -	Things On The Pope's 'To Do' List
September 28, 1995 -	Other O.J. Defense Rhymes
September 27, 1995 -	Things O.J. Was Writing On His Notepad
September 26, 1995 -	Rejected Names For Ross Perot's Political Party
September 25, 1995 -	Martha Stewart's Worst Tips For Living
September 22, 1995 -	Rejected 'Jeopardy' Categories
September 21, 1995 -	Signs The O.J. Trial Is Almost Over
September 20, 1995 -	Good Things About Being A Fourth-Place Network
September 19, 1995 -	Things Newt Gingrich Loves About New York
September 18, 1995 -	Least Popular Snapple Flavors
September 15, 1995 -	Things That Will Get You Kicked Out Of The Miss America Pageant
September 14, 1995 -	Surprises in Central Park West
September 13, 1995 -	Little Known Facts About Colin Powell
September 12, 1995 -	Gamil Emsak's Pet Peeves
September 11, 1995 -	Excuses For Us Not Winning An Emmy
September 08, 1995 -	Surprises In The Packwood Diaries
September 07, 1995 -	Mark Fuhrman's Tips On How To Be A Good Cop
September 06, 1995 -	Horrifying Secrets of Cal Ripken
September 05, 1995 -	Things Overheard at the World Conference for Women
September 04, 1995 -	Signs Your Picnic Sucks
September 01, 1995 -	Numbers From One To Ten
August 31, 1995 -	Rejected Names For The New Show
August 30, 1995 -	Signs Your New Job Isn't Working Out
August 29, 1995 -	Things We Like About CBS
August 28, 1995 -	Ways The New Show Will Be Better
August 25, 1995 -	Lisa Marie's Complaints About Michael Jackson
August 24, 1995 -	Least Convincing Alibis
August 23, 1995 -	Proposed New Baseball Rules
August 22, 1995 -	Reasons We're Going To London
August 21, 1995 -	Reasons to Watch CBS This Fall
August 18, 1995 -	Things Lisa Marie Will Miss About Being Married To Michael Jackson
August 16, 1995 -	Other Reasons Judge Ito Might Step Down
August 15, 1995 -	Anna Nicole Smith Dating Tips
August 14, 1995 -	Things Overheard At The Ross Perot Political Convention
August 11, 1995 -	Other Ways To Forfeit A Baseball Game
August 10, 1995 -	Signs You're In An Unsafe Airport
August 09, 1995 -	Things Revealed in Newt Gingrich Expose
August 08, 1995 -	Items on the Westinghouse To Do List
August 07, 1995 -	Signs of Sloppiness in the L.A.P.D. Crime Lab
August 04, 1995 -	Ways The U.S. Would Be Different If It Were Owned By Disney
August 03, 1995 -	Screw-ups in the O.J. Simpson Defense
August 02, 1995 -	Suprising Facts About Michael H. Jordan, Chairman and CEO of Westinghouse
August 01, 1995 -	Ways CBS Will Be Different Now That It's Owned By Westinghouse
July 31, 1995 -	Chili Davis' Complaints About Fans
July 28, 1995 -	Ways the World Would Be Different If it Were Covered With Water
July 27, 1995 -	Reason's Yasir Arafat Will Make A Good Father
July 26, 1995 -	MTV Video Music Award Categories Michael Jackson is Nominated In
July 25, 1995 -	Surprise Revelations in the Whitewater Hearings
July 24, 1995 -	Errors in Apollo 13
July 21, 1995 -	Signs O.J.'s Lawyers Have Given Up
July 20, 1995 -	Ways to Discourage Teens from Smoking
July 19, 1995 -	Signs Yeltsin's Health is Improving
July 18, 1995 -	Ways the Miss America Pageant Would Be Different if the Judges Were Dogs
July 17, 1995 -	Surprises in the Mark Fuhrman Tapes
July 14, 1995 -	Ways to Beat the Heat
July 13, 1995 -	Signs Judge Ito is Really, Really Mad
July 12, 1995 -	Least Popular Summer Drinks
July 11, 1995 -	Clinton's Proposed Changes to Television
July 10, 1995 -	Boris Becker Excuses
June 30, 1995 -	Astronaut Pick-Up Lines
June 29, 1995 -	Dr. Kevorkian Tips for Summer
June 28, 1995 -	New Hugh Grant Movies
June 27, 1995 -	Things on Clinton's Campaign To Do List
June 26, 1995 -	Ways to Make Hockey More Exciting
June 23, 1995 -	Signs Your Camp Counselor is Nuts
June 22, 1995 -	Ways to Speed Up the O.J. Trial
June 21, 1995 -	Signs You're on a Bad Cruise
June 20, 1995 -	Good Things About Being a Two-Time NBA Champion
June 16, 1995 -	Rejected Batman Villains
June 15, 1995 -	Orlando Magic Excuses
June 14, 1995 -	Michael Jackson Marriage Tips
June 13, 1995 -	Things Old People Are Saying About Kids Today
June 12, 1995 -	Things Newt & Clinton Said To Each Other Under Their Breath
June 09, 1995 -	Proposed New Baseball Rules
June 08, 1995 -	Other Theme Restaurants Coming to 57th Street
June 07, 1995 -	Rejected Disney Movies
June 06, 1995 -	Bob Dole Complaints About Hollywood
June 05, 1995 -	Ways Larry King is Celebrating His 10th Anniversary
May 26, 1995 -	Joey Buttafuoco's Summer Fun Tips
May 25, 1995 -	Reasons America is the Greatest Country on Earth
May 24, 1995 -	Least Popular Circus Snacks
May 23, 1995 -	Signs the N.Y.P.D. Is Out Of Control
May 22, 1995 -	Real Reasons Connie Chung is Leaving CBS
May 19, 1995 -	Bobby Pet Peeves
May 18, 1995 -	Reasons John Cleese Could Not Be On Our Program
May 17, 1995 -	Rejected Pub Names
May 16, 1995 -	Words That Sound Cool When Spoken By London's Town Crier
May 15, 1995 -	British Nicknames for Americans
May 11, 1995 -	Signs Something Is Wrong With Your School Lunch
May 10, 1995 -	Signs Something Is Very, Very Wrong At Pepperidge Farms
May 09, 1995 -	Dr. Kevorkian Pick-Up Lines
May 08, 1995 -	Ways Major League Baseball Teams Can Win Back The Fans
May 05, 1995 -	Ways To Make The Kentucky Derby More Exciting
May 04, 1995 -	Signs Your Broadway Show is Going to Close
May 03, 1995 -	Things That Will Get You Kicked Off The O.J. Jury
May 02, 1995 -	Other Reasons People Are Suing McDonald's
May 01, 1995 -	Things Overheard At The White House Press Dinner
April 28, 1995 -	Ways To Make Basketball More Exciting
April 27, 1995 -	Things Overheard On Take Our Daughters To Work Day
April 26, 1995 -	Good Things About Playing Baseball in New York
April 25, 1995 -	Signs That Disney Is Having A Bad Year
April 24, 1995 -	Surprises in Clinton's Whitewater Testimony
April 21, 1995 -	Dolly Parton Pet Peeves
April 20, 1995 -	Worst Jobs in the U.S.
April 19, 1995 -	Other City's New Slogans
April 18, 1995 -	Surprises in Kato Kaelin's Book
April 17, 1995 -	IRS Agent Pet Peeves
April 14, 1995 -	Easter Bunny Pick-Up Lines
April 12, 1995 -	Surprises in Roger Clinton's Book Growing Up Clinton
April 10, 1995 -	Signs You've Hired a Bad Accountant
April 07, 1995 -	Signs Judge Ito Has Lost Control of the Courtroom
April 05, 1995 -	Signs Your Kid Is Addicted To Gambling
April 04, 1995 -	Ways The Mets Can Improve This Year
April 03, 1995 -	Complaints About This Year's Academy Awards
March 22, 1995 -	Surprises in Kato Kaelin's Testimony
March 21, 1995 -	Least Popular Breakfast Cereals
March 20, 1995 -	Signs Michael Jordan Is Out Of Shape
March 15, 1995 -	Signs You're In A Bad Hospital
March 14, 1995 -	New Slogans for New York City
March 13, 1995 -	Signs You're Watching a Bad Daytime Talk Show
March 10, 1995 -	Judge Ito Pickup Lines
March 08, 1995 -	Rejected Methods of Execution in N.Y. State
March 07, 1995 -	Signs You're Doing Business with a Bad Bank
March 06, 1995 -	Signs Major Giuliani has gone nuts
March 03, 1995 -	Juror Pet Peeves
March 02, 1995 -	Items on Judge Ito's things-to-do list
March 01, 1995 -	Celebrity Nicknames for Dave
February 28, 1995 -	Richard Simmons' Mardi Gras Tips
February 27, 1995 -	Rejected McDonald's Slogans
February 24, 1995 -	Questions Asked by Tourists Visiting New York City
February 23, 1995 -	Signs You Have Gambling Fever
February 21, 1995 -	Things Overheard At the Republican Weekend
February 20, 1995 -	Signs You're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team
February 17, 1995 -	Things that Sound Better when Sung by a Barbershop Quartet.
February 16, 1995 -	Ways New York City Is Cutting Back
February 15, 1995 -	Things Overheard At Roseanne's Wedding
February 14, 1995 -	Weird Looking Dogs from the 119th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (accompanied by photos of dogs)
February 13, 1995 -	Signs No One Wants To Be Your Valentine
February 10, 1995 -	Reasons Dan Quayle Dropped Out of the Race
February 09, 1995 -	Signs Newt Gingrich Has Gone Mad With Power
February 08, 1995 -	Things Dan Rather Would Never Say On The CBS EVENING NEWS
February 07, 1995 -	Shocking Revelations In Clinton's New Biography
February 06, 1995 -	Reasons Liz Taylor Is Divorcing Larry Fortensky
February 03, 1995 -	Least Convincing Alibis
February 02, 1995 -	Hot Dog Vendor Pickup Lines
February 01, 1995 -	Ways to Annoy Judge Ito
January 31, 1995 -	Signs You're Not the Sexiest Man Alive
January 30, 1995 -	San Diego Chargers Excuses
January 28, 1995 -	Signs Your Legal Team Is Falling Apart
January 20, 1995 -	Ways The Rangers Spent Their Time Off.
January 19, 1995 -	Signs Your Legal Team Is Falling Apart
January 18, 1995 -	Chapter Titles in Newt Gingrich's Book
January 17, 1995 -	Dallas Cowboy Excuses
January 16, 1995 -	Announcements That Will Make New Yorkers Go Nuts
January 13, 1995 -	Ways To Annoy Your Waiter
January 12, 1995 -	Ways Hillary Clinton can improve her image
January 11, 1995 -	Dan Quayle Presidential Campaign Slogans
January 10, 1995 -	Surprises in the First Tom Snyder Show
January 09, 1995 -	Things Overheard at Graceland on Elvis' 60th Birthday
January 06, 1995 -	Signs Connie Chung Has Gone Nuts
January 05, 1995 -	Signs You Bought a Bad Computer
January 04, 1995 -	Responsibilities of the New Congressmen
January 03, 1995 -	Signs Your New Governor Isn't Working Out
January 02, 1995 -	Things Overheard in Times Square on New Year's Eve

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