Top Ten List Archive for 1994

December 29, 1994 -	Reasons New York's Population is Shrinking
December 28, 1994 -	Signs You're Sick of the Holidays
December 27, 1994 -	Signs You've Got it Easy in Jail
December 26, 1994 -	Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Football
December 23, 1994 -	Movies Playing in Times Square This Christmas.
December 22, 1994 -	Items on the North Pole Police Blotter.
December 21, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the White House Christmas Party
December 20, 1994 -	Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party
December 19, 1994 -	Least Popular Holiday TV Specials
December 16, 1994 -	Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid
December 15, 1994 -	Surprises in the Presidential Address
December 14, 1994 -	Ways Democrats Can Increase Their Popularity
December 13, 1994 -	Reasons Roseanne Will Make a Good Mother
December 12, 1994 -	Signs You're a Bad Surgeon General
December 02, 1994 -	Lisa Marie's Complaints about Michael Jackson
December 01, 1994 -	Ways the Post Office Will Spend the Extra Money from Rate Hike
November 30, 1994 -	Stores Not Doing Well This Holiday Season
November 29, 1994 -	Santa Pick-Up Lines
November 28, 1994 -	Signs You're a Shopaholic
November 25, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 24, 1994 -	Movies Playing in Times Square on Thanksgiving Day
November 23, 1994 -	Signs Your U.S. Senator is Nuts
November 22, 1994 -	Signs You're Not a Good Commander-in-Chief
November 21, 1994 -	Guys Who Sort of Look Like Me
November 18, 1994 -	Signs Your Name is Ed
November 17, 1994 -	Signs You're in Love with Judge Ito
November 16, 1994 -	Ways to Mispronounce 'Pataki'
November 15, 1994 -	Signs Your New Governor is Nuts
November 14, 1994 -	Signs the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Marriage is in Trouble
November 11, 1994 -	Signs You're on a Bad Date
November 10, 1994 -	Signs Your Handyman is Nuts
November 09, 1994 -	Mario Cuomo Excuses
November 07, 1994 -	Ways to Get Dumb Guys to Vote for You
November 04, 1994 -	Signs You're Not Going to Win the N.Y.C. Marathon
November 03, 1994 -	Signs the Guy Hijacking Your Plane Has Never Hijacked Before
November 02, 1994 -	Signs You're Not Going to Win the Election
November 01, 1994 -	Surprising Facts About the Average American
October 31, 1994 -	Signs You're at a Bad Halloween Party
October 28, 1994 -	Bad Things About Winning $70 Million
October 27, 1994 -	Surprises in the New Sex Survey
October 26, 1994 -	Signs Your Judge is Bored
October 25, 1994 -	Things Ted Kennedy Can Do to Win the Election
October 24, 1994 -	Least Popular Paul Newman Products
October 14, 1994 -	Ways CBS Can Improve It's Prime Time Ratings
October 13, 1994 -	Ted Kennedy Campaign Slogan
October 12, 1994 -	Rejected Sylvester Stallone Movie Lines
October 11, 1994 -	Signs You're Not Going to Win a Nobel Prize
October 10, 1994 -	Christopher Columbus Pick-Up Lines
October 07, 1994 -	Signs You're Addicted to Caffeine
October 06, 1994 -	Signs Regis Philbin is Nuts
October 05, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Country Music Awards
October 04, 1994 -	Goofiest Audience Driver's License Photos
October 03, 1994 -	Signs your Local TV Weatherman is Nuts
September 30, 1994 -	New CBS Promotional Slogans
September 29, 1994 -	Signs Hillary Clinton Might Be Pregnant
September 28, 1994 -	Signs Your Kid Isn't College Material
September 27, 1994 -	Surprises in the Dolly Parton Autobiography
September 26, 1994 -	Signs You're at a Bad Airport
September 23, 1994 -	Signs the Manager of Your Local Gap Has Gone Nuts
September 22, 1994 -	Marion Barry Campaign Slogans
September 21, 1994 -	Ways to Tell the Show You're Watching Won't Be a Hit
September 20, 1994 -	Things That Make Bob Barker Angry
September 19, 1994 -	Signs You're Not Going to Win the Miss America Contest
September 16, 1994 -	Surprising Revelations in Barbara Bush's Book
September 15, 1994 -	Rejected New Names for EuroDisney
September 14, 1994 -	Killer Bee Pet Peeves
September 13, 1994 -	Signs the Game Show You're Watching is Fixed
September 12, 1994 -	Signs the Guys Who Robbed Tiffany's Had Never Robbed Before
September 09, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the MTV Music Video Awards
September 08, 1994 -	Signs President Clinton is Well Rested
September 07, 1994 -	Ways U.S. Open Would Be Different if it Were Held on the Moon
September 06, 1994 -	Larry King's Pet Peeves
September 05, 1994 -	Signs Your Team Won't Be Going to the Super Bowl
September 02, 1994 -	Ways Dan Quayle is Preparing To Run for President
September 01, 1994 -	Ways Michael Jackson Celebrated His 36th Birthday
August 31, 1994 -	Signs Your New Gym Teacher is Nuts
August 29, 1994 -	Signs President Clinton is Renting the Vacation House Next to Yours
August 18, 1994 -	Signs You've Gone to a Bad Chiropractor
August 17, 1994 -	Little Known Provisions in President Clinton's Crime Bill
August 16, 1994 -	Ways Madonna is Celebrating her 36th Birthday
August 15, 1994 -	Things Overheard at Woodstock '94
August 12, 1994 -	Baseball Player Demands
August 11, 1994 -	Signs You're an Overweight Cop
August 10, 1994 -	Signs Your Shoe Salesman is Actually the Devil
August 09, 1994 -	Signs the Concert You're Attending is Not the Real Woodstock
August 08, 1994 -	Reasons New York City Would Be a Good Place for the '96 Republican Convention
August 05, 1994 -	Signs of Trouble in the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley Marriage
August 03, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Rolling Stones Concert
August 02, 1994 -	Good Things About Being Married to Michael Jackson
August 01, 1994 -	George Bush's Complaints About Dan Quayle's Book
July 29, 1994 -	Rejected Forrest Gump Sayings
July 28, 1994 -	Ways Hillary Clinton Can Raise Her Popularity
July 27, 1994 -	Ways to Tell It's Summer at the White House
July 26, 1994 -	Signs Your Local Anchorman is Nuts
July 25, 1994 -	Things Overheard at President Clinton's High School Reunion
July 22, 1994 -	Signs You're on a Bad Cruise
July 21, 1994 -	Ways to Tell that the NYC Cop Arresting you is a Playboy Playmate
July 20, 1994 -	Rejected CBS 12:30 Shows
July 19, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley Wedding
July 18, 1994 -	Rejected Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Lines
July 08, 1994 -	Ways the U.S. Would Be Different If the Next President Were a Dog
July 07, 1994 -	Pet Peeves of the World's Wealthiest Man
July 06, 1994 -	Rejected QVC Items
July 05, 1994 -	U.S. Soccer Team Excuses
July 04, 1994 -	Reasons the U.S. Is the Best Country on Earth
July 01, 1994 -	Things George Washington Would Say If He Were Alive Today
June 30, 1994 -	Ways CBS Will Be Different After Merging With QVC
June 29, 1994 -	Least Popular Tourist Attractions
June 27, 1994 -	Signs Your Lifeguard Is Nuts
June 24, 1994 -	Summer Movies in Times Square
June 23, 1994 -	Ways to Make World Cup Soccer More Exciting
June 22, 1994 -	Michael Fay's Vacation Tips
June 21, 1994 -	Rejected Titles for the Movie 'Speed'
June 20, 1994 -	Signs It's Too Damn Hot
June 18, 1994 -	Signs The President Is About to Fire You
June 16, 1994 -	Signs Ben Has Gone Nuts
June 15, 1994 -	Advantages of Being Executed on 'Donahue'
June 14, 1994 -	Signs There Are Too Many People
June 13, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the State Dinner Honoring Emperor Akihito
June 10, 1994 -	Ways Clinton Can Improve His Approval Rating
June 09, 1994 -	Signs You've Hired the Wrong Guy to Put in Your Swimming Pool
June 08, 1994 -	Least Popular Summer Jobs
June 07, 1994 -	Bob Barker Pickup Lines
June 06, 1994 -	Ways People Mispronounce Rostenkowski
May 27, 1994 -	Late show Leftovers
May 26, 1994 -	Signs Hillary Clinton is Running for President
May 25, 1994 -	New CBS Slogans
May 24, 1994 -	Announcements That Will Make This Audience Cheer Wildly
May 23, 1994 -	Good Things About the Biologically Engineered Tomato
May 20, 1994 -	Signs Your Kid Watches Too Much T.V.
May 19, 1994 -	Signs You Have a Bad Long Distance Company
May 18, 1994 -	Signs There Are Too Many Rats in New York City
May 17, 1994 -	New Margarine Slogans
May 16, 1994 -	Reasons We're Glad to be Back in New York
May 13, 1994 -	Things We'll Miss About L.A.
May 12, 1994 -	Things L.A. Dumb Guys Say
May 11, 1994 -	Signs that Richard Simmons Is Nuts
May 10, 1994 -	Surfer Pet Peeves
May 09, 1994 -	Reasons We're Doing Late Show in Los Angeles
May 06, 1994 -	Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-up Lines
May 05, 1994 -	Chapter Titles in Dan Quayle's Book
May 04, 1994 -	Names for the Rolling Stones' Tour
May 03, 1994 -	Signs Your Local 7-Eleven Manager Has Gone Nuts
May 02, 1994 -	Signs You're Not Going to Graduate
April 29, 1994 -	Features of the New Boeing 777
April 28, 1994 -	Signs You've Chosen a Bad Plastic Surgeon
April 27, 1994 -	My Secretary's Complaints About Me
April 26, 1994 -	Easiest Jobs in the World
April 25, 1994 -	Singapore Tourist Slogans
April 22, 1994 -	Reasons Tom and Roseanne are Getting Back Together
April 21, 1994 -	President Clinton's Recurring Nightmares
April 20, 1994 -	Questions President Clinton Was Asked by Teens on MTV
April 19, 1994 -	Reasons Why Tom and Roseanne are Divorcing
April 18, 1994 -	Excuses For Filing Your Taxes Late
April 08, 1994 -	Good Things about Having Madonna on your Talk Show
April 07, 1994 -	Ways to Annoy an I.R.S. Agent
April 06, 1994 -	Surprises in the Clinton's Old Tax Returns
April 05, 1994 -	Ways Charles Kuralt Will Spend His Retirement
April 04, 1994 -	Ways the Mets Can Improve
April 01, 1994 -	Signs the Easter Bunny's Nuts
March 31, 1994 -	Signs it's Spring in New York
March 30, 1994 -	Hillary Clinton's Financial Tips
March 29, 1994 -	Thoughts on the mind of Roger Clinton's Bride
March 28, 1994 -	Signs You're in Love with Barbra Streisand
March 23, 1994 -	Slogans for the Wonder Bra
March 22, 1994 -	Cabbie Nicknames for Passengers
March 21, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Academy Awards.
March 16, 1994 -	Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee
March 15, 1994 -	Signs You've Hired a Bad Accountant
March 14, 1994 -	Other Hillary Clinton Mistakes
March 04, 1994 -	Signs your Neighbor is a Spy
March 03, 1994 -	Nancy Kerrigan Complaints About Disney World
March 02, 1994 -	Singable Names
March 01, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Grammys
February 28, 1994 -	Signs Your CIA Colleague May Be a Russian Spy
February 25, 1994 -	Signs You're Tired of the Olympics
February 24, 1994 -	Tonya Harding Excuses
February 23, 1994 -	Ways to Make the Olympics More Fun
February 22, 1994 -	Olympian Pet Peeves
February 21, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Taping of the Jackson Family Special
February 18, 1994 -	Norwegian Nicknames for Americans
February 17, 1994 -	Good Things About Not Winning A Medal
February 16, 1994 -	Signs Greg Gumbel is Nuts
February 15, 1994 -	Things Overheard in the Olympic Village
February 14, 1994 -	Fabio's Pick-Up Lines
February 11, 1994 -	Signs You're Not Going to Win a Medal
February 10, 1994 -	Questions Connie Chung Asked Tonya Harding
February 09, 1994 -	Signs the Beatles May Be Here Tonight
February 08, 1994 -	Things Overheard at Ronald Reagan's Birthday Party
February 07, 1994 -	Rejected Olympic Sports
February 04, 1994 -	Disney Productions in Times Square
February 03, 1994 -	Oliver North Campaign Slogans
February 02, 1994 -	Ways to Mispronounce Jeff Gillooly
February 01, 1994 -	Ways $10 Million Will Change the Slivniks
January 31, 1994 -	Things Buffalo Bills coach Marv Levy said at halftime
January 21, 1994 -	Questions Larry King Asked Clinton
January 19, 1994 -	Signs It's Too Damn Cold
January 18, 1994 -	Reasons Clinton is Glad to Be Back in the U.S.
January 17, 1994 -	Signs You've Hired the Wrong Kid to Shovel Your Driveway
January 14, 1994 -	Things Gore Does When Clinton Is Out of the Country
January 13, 1994 -	Things Overheard at the Lorena Bobbitt Trial
January 12, 1994 -	Signs Your Shop Teacher Is Nuts
January 11, 1994 -	Videotape Leftovers
January 10, 1994 -	Signs You Have a Dumb Cat
January 07, 1994 -	Good Things About Having the Flu
January 06, 1994 -	Dave's New Year's Resolutions
January 05, 1994 -	Words That Sound Great When Spoken by James Earl Jones
January 04, 1994 -	Things Overheard at Barbra Streisand's Concert
January 03, 1994 -	Clinton's New Year's Resolutions

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